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Just unreal. Speechless. Never thought I'd see the day

Ffs Bruno doing what there

DAN Burn there

Oh ffs Isak

Shut up and focus everyone. The bairn has now shit himself but I'm bearing the smell like a champ

Yessssssssssss

Trippier and Livramento have been sensational btw.

This might just be about holding nerves now. Get Isak a good chance or two maybe since they have to take risks now.

Can't believe what I've just seen. Just brilliant. A near perfect half. More of the same please What a header from Burn too, fairytale stuff. I've had me newborn in me arms the whole time. He wants to be fed now. Not that I'm superstitious or anything at all but shut it you little twerp I'm not putting you down for another 45 at least.

Uncanny bowel movements this morning. Thought you'd all like to know

Keep it competitive, score, give them a hell of a scare. We've got the ability to win this. Need our top players to step up now. Bruno, Isak, Tonali etc. This is the time to show you can be world class.

My biggest fear right now is we self destruct at the start, silly error or card or something that ruins everything. We've got to keep it competitive for 90 minutes. They might tire more then us as the game goes on. If we keep it interesting we've got the players to hurt them on the break. The defence obviously needs to have the game of their lives. Tino will likely be shite going forward on the left but all he should be worry about is marking the hell out of Salah. Nervous pissing buckets already

This is just the kind of crap that will have Joelinton sent off after 5 minutes

I hate how for some reason the positivity has gone up over the last few days Players making right noises, the displays from wor flags and Sela, most neutrals saying they'd like Newcastle to win etc. Bastards the lot of them

More hospitality seating for them foreign types you say? 65K does seem slightly low given the apparent demand and the corporate/hospitality areas the club will no doubt be looking to boost. 70K that was touted earlier seemed more appropriate. We don't know the official details yet though. The club will have done feasbility, market studies and the like to determine what the ideal capacity is; I don't think they'd not accomodate the extra 5-10K seats if that truly seemed to be requirement given you're already splunking 1B+ on the stadium.

I say the whole squad getting an extreme case of the shits on the bus on Sunday wouldnt be the worst thing

I'm not fussed tbh, knowing our luck even if that happened Nunez comes in and scores a hat trick. Just pray for a miracle on the day.

Carragher is the biggest piece of shit on the tele these days.

Trippier was good defensively which could be massive for the rest of the season if he stays consistent.

West Ham were complete shite mind

Get in. Much need 3 points and some confidence for Sunday. Job done

Wilson cant even make a simple pass these days, a handful misplaced already