aimaad22

The defensive midfielders would struggle to dominate an under 15 team.

Worst part was right when the first goal went in you could tell we wont be coming back. The game was over after 8 minutes. Against an average team. And here we had people predicting 0-3 wins.

Really disappointing stuff. Starting to think we may fear this Anita Colback partnership as much as Gouffran and Williamson last year. I give Colback credit for effort last year but his inadequacies have become painfully obvious already this season. No point wasting space on two people who cant do anything other than make 5 yard passes ffs. Get Perez/De Jong in there and move Wijnaldum into CM.

This club is hopeless man. Off to bed.

Its almost as bad as having Gouffran play again, almost. I can only hope McClaren will not be as persistent in his idiotic selections as his predecessor.

RUBBISH

Haidara's delivery is shocking. Just shocking.

Haidara This is almost like a joke so far.

They're handling the ball as if its the 90th minute and we're winning...

Offering absolutely nothing here......

For God's sake Janmaat that was a chance

Anita and Colback will never work at this level.......

Never gets old this. Days of planning, analysis and optimism undone within minutes of the game starting. Every fucking time

Typical fucking Newcastle

The old cunt did shove the prick back into the zipper though

My favourite religious apologist argument is the classic if there's evolution why do we still have monkeys? Drives sciency people nuts! Cue the massive lecture that we're not supposed to be descended from apes

Aye, been saying for a while that Anita/Colback partnership is just too one dimensional. And no Obertan please ffs. Just realised that this is on a Monday, after an international break

Knew that was coming as I typed that You've got football clubs twice as old as this country so

I think the one thing we know for sure about the future is that they're going to be a few shit players playing for England.

Wasnt it Barton? Or maybe he just got involved as he usually does in those situations. Either way, yeah, what a retarded day that was. Must look for some highlights now

Politics?

Got sent off in the 4-4 didnt he?

Diaby

Yup, just grab a brain from your nearest medical school and give him a spongebath with it.

Which reminds me, hows Debuchy doing?