Brock Manson

That little runt Callum Mcmannaman is still stamping on people. Shame both Wigan and QPR can't knock each other out of the playoffs, would hate to see either back in the prem.

I scrolled the page slowly, saw the top third of that photo and thought: "can't be, he's turning a corner at last" and then the rest came into view. One dares to dream...

Credit to the mackems, they don't know when to give up. Remarkable turnaround. Mind you, if we hadn't handed them 6 points then they'd probably be done for. Toure is unreal. Mental that Barca let him go.

We should've kept Guthrie.

Weird what's happened to Bigi, he looked quality in the games he played last season.

More shots of crying scousers please!

Two ex liverpool players on motd as pundits. I see they were hoping for a circlejerk over Liverpool's title credentials.

You're a big boy now, it's time you started using capital letters.

I've never seen anything of the sort before. Thankyou for documenting that with a photo.

No way! Get another, palace.

How so? RM need Atletico to slip up again.

Cheese is not a salad dressing.

That tattoo.

Parked the bus but forgot about the handbrake. Wonder if the glorious reunion between Jose and Roman will now turn sour again?

Starting 6 defenders at home when it's 0-0 ffs. Glad they're being beaten.

Jesus tap-dancing Christ. Why would anyone do that?

Come on Atletico

I can't believe I'd never tried bacon in curries before! Soon it'll be all the rage.

Homemade Indian trio today. Chicken and aubergine curry (cooked in red thai curry paste and veg stock until all the liquid has just evaporated) Brøndby Aloo (potatoes, tomato and bacon) Curry-roasted Okra (marinate in oil, cumin, chilli flakes, turmeric and cinnamon then roast 30 minutes on 200) Awesome.

Terrific actor, RIP.

Annihilated.

Glad Bayern are two down, they've been out-twatting Madrid all game. Fantastic game so far.

Cardiff will probably beat us, but having given the mackems 6 points a Cardiff win means nowt.