Brock Manson

This guy. Chiles interviewing the 'soccer operations manager' about the weather. This man is paid an obscene salary.

He'd score against Paraguay if they met.

Thank ferk Lampard is retiring from the England team after the WC. Milner at RB and Smalling there ffs.

So am I Gazpacho is great, especially when it's nice out.

Chilled Avocado and Fresh Herb Soup. It's really lush outside too.

Colo hasn't played a full season for the past two, Willo isn't a premier league centre back and Taylor is too often a liability. How the club don't grasp the dire situation that is our squad depth is anyone's guess.

At a party where the theme was celebrities, 17-year old I, as Enrique Iglesias got up on stage and kareoked 'Hero' to a girl I liked. It worked.

Sleeping Dogs. GTA set in Hong Kong with kung fu, basically. Very fun game. I really like the combat system, although a few more combos would've been nice.

Wish my job applications were this straight-forward. I'm going for an assistant manager job in Farnham. After a month featuring interviews with the cafe manager, chain MD and a trial shift; all of which were fine, I just get an email from the potential boss that he's been in a car accident and is off work until the doctor gives him the all clear. I'd think it was bollocks if he hadn't attached a pic of his car to the email. Jesus. Whilst I hope the guy's ok, I really want this job and he seems keen on giving me it, but it all hinges on the MD. My lass found out I'd gone for it and has managed to score herself a first full time job inside the time I've been waiting on the outcome of this application. Do I contact the MD or just sit it out and remain keeping everything crossed?

The water was only ankle-height before you got in.

Cheese. Carbs. Cheese. Butter slice. You're the Michael Bay of cooking.

He's never been decent.

Sidwell might be an ok signing for us - we've really lacked leaders on the pitch. He'll be a great manager after he retires. Shame he's a shite footballer though.

I'm hungover. Would still watch Finding Nemo.

Ridiculously good penalty taker.

I look like that when i take my shirt off, too.

That's all she wrote.

Too knackered to defend anymore. Marcelo coming on has made a difference. Deserved his goal.

Gareth fricking Bale.

"Not so much contact" says Townsend. None at all, in fact.

Really hope this goes to penalties.

Jesus.

Shite.