Greg

and again, must be s0mething up with his right f00t 0r 1eg 0r knee 0r s0mething,

Given just t00k a g0a kick with his 1eft f00t!

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yep, same thing!

Sort your fucking keyboard out marra! w0nt be fixed f0r a few weeks tbh,

i'11 be there!

yep I have a f01der just 1ike that but it is ca11ed 'crap' ps my keyb0ard is fucked,

Anymore news? I want to start a new game but I also want to wait for the patch before I do so.

Thats wor Luke (Wubble UC) marra! Don't listen to this bloke Pavels Travels, he's an internet cafe leech, and he's into 'watersports.' But at least he dosen't shave his sack!

Fucking stupid by the aussies tbh.

Appalling! Come on sort it out!

Thats the case for domestic games but for UEFA games there is no drink sold at all in normal parts of the ground. Whats the reasoning behind that like? Haven't got a clue, stupid rule. It is the reason I sat in Platinum Club for our games in the inter-toto, knew there would be no atmosphere anyway so went in there so I could have a few pints.

Thats the case for domestic games but for UEFA games there is no drink sold at all in normal parts of the ground.

Aye, they've even got funky scorecard graphics on the coverage. That's about as exciting as it gets for me unfortunately. Same for me mate. Harmison off Anderson on

You TMSing it JJ?

My Gran is 90, still doing well, living alone in two story house.

Click for Maloney.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats! Geordie aggro! Biggest bunch of twats I've ever met. Was just in the queue minding my own business, wasn't that pissed, they checked my ID as they do to everyone then one of them recognised me, said your not coming back in here after Saturday. And your right, I'm pretty sure it will be because of the Geordie aggro after rather than actually being thrown out! Bad craic that like if they've got your card marked. Give it a month or two I reckon before making your next attempt and see if the faces have changed. Proper nobheads either way. You wanna persuade your flatmates to go to Jabez or 42nd Street in the meantime. I reckon Luke looks like trouble wherever he goes like. Shaved heed and a shaved ball sack. It's a combination for bother. Hahhaa aye, I actually ended up in 42nd Street on Wednesday after they wouldn't let me into 5th av and I had a top night. Not been to Jabez but a few of my mates have. As for Luke... well, it certainly is a combination for bother. I'm sure he will be on later to defend his ball shaving antics.

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats! Geordie aggro! Biggest bunch of twats I've ever met. Was just in the queue minding my own business, wasn't that pissed, they checked my ID as they do to everyone then one of them recognised me, said your not coming back in here after Saturday. And your right, I'm pretty sure it will be because of the Geordie aggro after rather than actually being thrown out!

Spot on assessment if you want my 'outsiders' opinion. Aye I'd go along with that. Self-fulfilling on the clubbing thing though - only wankers want to go clubbing, so it stands to reason that the clubs will be full of them. Aye. They're thin on the ground in Manchester too. 5th Ave is one of the few exceptions (re wankers), though the doorstaff more than make up for that. As young Greg will tsetse fly! Hoyed oot tbh. And the bastards wouldn't let me in this Wednesday either! Twats!

Think you can take kids in Shearers but they have to be out by 7pm.

Nothing we didn't already know, but makes depressing reading indeed True and I hope that there aren't going to be 6,000 disapointed fans today. Our allocation was only 3k tbh.

I had a big argument on the forecourt of the Shell Petrol Station on the Great North Road in Gosforth, some twat had parked his Ferrari in the middle between the pumps, but there was just enough room for me to squeeze my little Peugeot in and so I did. He then couldn't get into the driver side of his car and kicked off with me for being too close. Told him he shouldn't have parked in the middle between the pumps and he said 'I did it so idiots like you don't park next to me and scratch the paint, move your car so I can get in.' So I took as long as possible as fill the tank up and go and pay! Stupid wanker.

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Today I woke up with a stinking hangover and spent all morning in Delamere Forest and all afternoon on a mixed use farm.