Greg

HALF TIME

short corner, fucked it up

corner again

2 mins added time

onyewoo chance.. ... missed

CORNER TO NEWCASTLE!

Fulham shot over bar.

Carr being shit.

Michael Brown is a fucking prick!

Yellow for Boconegra, foul on Martins.. commentators praising Martins contribution so far.

Still on the pitch

Parker shoots, over the bar!

We've been in a few decent positions down the wings but the final ball seems to have been crap, they haven't done much doing forward, only going off the radio commentary though.

Dyer maybe injured.. kicked in the back

Got a radio link, PM me for it.

Get the one you mentioned the other day, mate. Sounds perfect for yee! Aye my mate had an interview for it the other day and he got the job but it doesn't start till April!!

You could still get a part time job like. You fucking lay-about. Think I'm going to have to as I'm skint! Spent too much of my loan on going to Toon games.

No idea what that is but I'm assuming its uni work. Every now and again, years after leaving uni, I still have the odd dream I've got an exam coming up that I haven't been to any lectures for. Fucking mint feeling when I realise it's a load of old bollocks. That is mad! And yes, Computer Aided Design.

Don't have a job as I'm a student now but before this I worked in my first job for two weeks, it was fucking shite. Was in the next one for 2 years and the next one for 1 year before quiting to come to Uni.

Still in bed, felt like shit this morning so didn't go in to do some CAD work.

This piece of shit.. Broke the screen so can only see half of it so I can't use it for texts just phone calls, pretty fucking usless. Did have a Samsung D600 but it broke, and I do have another decent Nokia that I haven't got round to getting unlocked yet. My contract is up soon so I might get a new phone.

The BBC are running this as Owen may not play again this season, fucking pessimistic twats. Sky Sports News have been showing the interview with him and running it as Owen hopes to play again this season.

My phone doesn't even have a colour screen let alone a background picture!

Will have to wait till to the middle of next week I would have thought.

SIBI!!!!!!!!!!3-1