Greg

1. I'm in bed 2. My balls hurt but not as much as when I woke up 3. I should be in a pub in Watford 4. I'm editing the Newcastle database for Football Manager 2008 for Sports Interactive. 5. I want Wigan to go down.

Someone must want a free ticket for the match tomorrow? No point in it going to waste!

lucky bastard Not going to Watford.

The ticket is already in London with Luke (WubbuleUC on here) who went down today for a night on the drink in London before the game tomorrow. You would need to meet him before the game to pick it up.

Ticket to the Watford game for nowt? Anyone?

Oh and does anyone want a ticket for our game at Watford tomorrow as I can't go?

Just got back to my place in Manchester now! Fucking hell I am sore down there... They thought I had a testicular torsion and due to the amount of time I had been in pain they wanted to open me up to explore has much as anything, if it was torsioned then they would fix it, if it was dead they would remove and and make sure the other one is ok and if it was just an infection then I would have a scar but at least I would still be in fully working order.... In the end they opened up and it was not torsined at all but there was a cyst on the right testicle, removed successfully but it is still very sore. Just waiting for my old man to get here to take me back to Newcastle for a week of rest! Thanks for all the messages of support!

Testicular torsion? Aye. That is what they thought but it was something else, cant be arsedto explain using this stupid machine buti will later when iam home

Both still in the sack and fully functional or so I'm told! Just had some of the NHS' finest oats, not bad tbh. This patientline thing is a pain in the arse to type with!

Last night my bollocks were hurting big time, very painful! When I got in from work I asked Jim if he knew anything about pains in said area and he told me to go to hospital and get it checked out... Well i am typing this from my bed in Hope Hospital, Salford after having emergency surgery on my right testicle! Everything went well and just waiting forthe doc to see me before i go home. Thanks Jim, good advice

lucky bastard I won't be going if my bollocks still feel like this!

Fucking hell that is a long time ago! What type of condition is it in?

1) just got in from work 2) my balls are fucking killing me 3) as a result I can hardly fucking walk 4) doing nowt tomorrow 5) going to Watford on Sunday!

Post dating a cheque will almost certainly be against the terms and conditions of your current account.

Don't think there is one tbh, I've had free beer from this lot before! Just fill in the form and they will send you the vouchers.

http://www.coorsfinelight.com/four-pack/

If as it now seems Owen does have this clause in his contract and does leave for a massive loss then Shepherd must be in the firing line. He should have inserted a clause into the contract saying that the £9M(or whatever is) clause that is activated when we do not qualify for Europe is only active if Owen has played in over 65% of first team matches that season. Our prizes asset, which Owen is, immediately depreciates in value as soon as we fail to get into Europe due to his contract and I can only presume the reason the clause was allowed to be included by Shepherd is because he was confident that the goals Owen would score would secure European football. Piss poor management from Shepherd again.

Mads Jorgensen

Why? We sacked Sir Bobby on a bank holiday Monday.

No train stations have lockers anymore due to possible terrorist threat, infact most don't even have bins.

Aye that is it, you can see it on the club shop at .cock and it looks like Pav is wearing it at that signing session.

Teenager arrested over stab death Police are carrying out a detailed forensic examination of the scene A teenager has been arrested on suspicion of stabbing a 16-year-old to death on a Tyneside street. Mark Smith, of St Johns Walk, Newcastle was found with a knife wound to the neck in the West End of the city on Wednesday. He later died in hospital. On Thursday, police said a 16-year-old boy had been arrested on suspicion of Mr Smith's murder and was in custody. They also confirmed they were investigating reports of an altercation around Gill Street before the death. It is believed that after Mr Smith was injured he made his way via Axbridge Gardens to Elswick Road, where he collapsed. He was later found on the corner of Elswick Road and Caroline Street. Det Ch Insp Roger Ford, who is leading the investigation, said: "We believe that at the time this happened, there were a number of people in the area and I have no doubt that members of the public who were walking, driving or living in the area would have seen or heard something. "Knife crime is completely unacceptable and it's vital that people come forward with information. "Our thoughts and sympathy go out to Mark's family at this time. "Trained family liaison officers are with his parents who are working with us to help us progress this investigation." A post-mortem examination is currently being carried out. Elswick Road has now been re-opened on the northbound carriageway. Traffic lights are in place on the southbound carriageway

I knew some awkward person would ask that. I have actually been actively trying to reduce my direct debits, i dont like them! I always pay my BT and electric with easy payment swipe cards...which means whenever Im in a post office or paypoint centre shop I can put any amount of money on these cards when I please. Im in control and usually end up in credit by the time my bills come in. I just prefer it that way and I dont like having to pay extra to carry on doing this! You are already paying more to do that for your electric as the price per unit is more expensive for customers who pay like that with a swipe card and you would save even more if you had a standard credit meter and had a direct debit set up as nearly all energy companies take a percentage off your bill if you pay by DD. So it must make more sense to pay by direct debit, as it is cheaper. No point throwing money away.

I fucking hate Stephen Carr..... And I don't exactly like Dyer and Parker.

Haha! Quality.