Billy Whitehurst

New Zealand play against Solomon Islands, New Caledonia, Tahiti, Narnia etc. I’d even back Emmanuel Rivière to bang a few in against that shite.

I live close to Stamford Bridge so, for one reason or another, tend to get quite a few Chelsea tickets (they’re a really fucking horrible bunch). Probably been 12/15 times over the last 2 seasons and I’ve yet to see Werner have a good game. As people have said, he had good stats in Germany, so it might just be Tuchel’s system, but he finishes like Jacob Murphy and has a poorer grasp of the offside rule than Papiss Cisse.

Thankfully, it’s only a piece of paper and a passport. I’m about as French as Tony Cascarino was Irish.

I can’t believe someone is paying Lingard £200k per week, utter madness. You’ve got to think that the majority of the Forest first team are on about a tenth of that. He’s sure to cause a fair bit of resentment when he is spending half his time dabbing (or whatever arseholes get up to these days) on TikTok.

Dual citizenship is the business these days after the disaster that is Brexit. I got French citizenship (haw hee fucking haw) a couple of years ago, something I wouldn’t have bothered to do pre-Brexit.

I dearly hope the actual Knight Ryder gets to read these.

Yes, he was great. As you say, it was boiling but the ‘double pints’ (what a time to be alive) certainly helped cool me down. Finishing on ‘Loser’ and ‘Where it’s at’ was superb. His two outfits were quality too. Back to the same venue for LCD Soundsystem next Monday.

Cheers lads, I’ll knock it on the head and stick to ‘Auf Weidersehn Pet’ when I need a dose of 80s nostalgia! My brother in law really likes ‘Stranger Things’ which, in itself, was a red flag I shouldn’t have ignored.

After a number of people telling me how good it is, I finally gave in and started watching ‘Stranger Things’. I’m two episodes in and it’s a bit dull so far. It also seems to be aimed at teenagers or adults who still like watching ‘The Goonies’. Before I persevere, can anyone tell me a) does it get better, and b) is its target audience adults or children?

He was brilliant wasn’t he? I’m well up for signing him now, he’a not a left back though.

Yes, we were supposed to go in 2020 too. My brother loves him so he’s coming down to London especially for it so that will be at least two people at the gig older than me!

Brixton on the 16th. In all honesty, this is about one of the only 3 songs I know but, fuck it, it gets me out the house.

He deserves it more than anyone in my opinion. However, he has previously said that he doesn’t want one and I believe him, he’s just a brilliant bloke. I’ve said it before but, for me, he’s the single best thing to have happened to the club in all my years of supporting it.

Speaking of South West London, I saw the lesser spotted Jeff Hendrick in Fulham yesterday. All that money and he looked like a fucking tramp, scruffier than William Storey.

I used to love those episodes of Gazzetta Football Italia when James Richardson was sat on a terrace outside Il Duomo supping on a Cobra as he demolished a Lamb Bhuna.

Ah yes, those famous staples of authentic Italian cuisine, curry and mayo.

Fucking hell. Overcooked naan bread, incinerated onion bhajis, pilau rice, some chunky brown slop, and are those chips between the naan and the brown slop? This is a new low. Had the shop run out of pedigree chum?

I’m taking my kids trampolining, fucking dreading it. At least everyone else on here sounds like they are having a shit one too. Apart from, that is, Paddocklad’s afternoon session in what looks like a belting pub. He can fuck off though.

I still maintain that he needs his own thread and only he is allowed to post/howl at the moon in it. I’d definitely read it.

He has been brilliant recently. Shows what good coaching and tactics can do. Schar, Joelinton, Krafth, Fraser, Shelvey, Willock and even Murphy look like different players. This, and West Brom’s hilarious form just goes to show how much Steve Bruce is stealing a living.

I think I’m getting too old for this nonsense. How the chuff is he 0.51xG when he has already scored a sitter? Surely he should be over 1?

We had a work do last Thursday. 12 out of the 15 caught it due to some super spreading bastard. Some who had had Covid as recently as January. That said, pretty much everyone had no symptoms or mild symptoms. I was one of the 3 that didn’t get it but I’m either putting that down to the amount of sauce I had or the fact that I tested positive for 14 days in December. It is tearing through London and tubes, pubs, restaurants are all packed this time round. Not really sure what the solution is.

He could have done but, unless we organise a friendly with Sunderland, we’re unlikely to come up against anyone of the calibre of Fiji any time soon.

Good luck with it all Renton, hang in there. If the meds and counselling don’t help then I would recommend the final two episodes in season 2 of ‘Sunderland ‘Til I Die’, they’re quite the tonic.

He has previously said that KSA buying Man Utd would be doomsday for football and has also written articles about Man City and sports washing so I think he has been pretty consistent. I don’t particularly like the guy but I think he is a decent journalist. Holt, on the other hand, is just a ridiculous man.