Billy Whitehurst

I’m not sure I even get his analogy. Fred and Rose West were pretty shit hot when it came to serial killing, definitely top tier, alongside Shipman. This analogy would put them in the Barry Davies category rather than Robbie Savage territory.

All well balanced and completely proportionate I assume?

Carrot cake can definitely get to fuck.

We’re fucking cursed.

As much as I dislike Villa, mainly due to their fans, rather than their team who seem a decent bunch, I’d much rather see them get a top four spot than one of the traditional ‘top six’.

He’s my MP. One of the many who greased the wheels to get one of his unqualified mates a PPE contracts. See him out canvassing quite a bit with his tory activists - they all look like Billy Bunter. He doesn’t like being heckled about the PPE stuff as it turns out.

Really sorry to hear that but the very best of luck. For what it’s worth, you always come across as one of the most intelligent (and undoubtedly one of the funniest) posters on here, so I hope someone recognises your talents soon.

Exactly, yet people (and by people, I mean arseholes) lap it up.

That’ll probably be the pedigree chum you’ve been smearing on it.

We’re going for a short break to Arran in two weeks time for half term. I’ve been a few times when I was younger and always loved it. Will I fuck be traipsing to a picnic table in the middle of nowhere though.

That would be the entire audience. Not all disabilities are visible.

Just catching up on this thread. Dear lord.

At least they are giving us a sporting chance by naming ‘Disco’ Des Hamilton on their bench.

TNT have definitely given us the B Team. Jenas is on absolutely everything these days, it wouldn’t surprise me if he pitched up on the neighbours reboot. It’s honestly making me yearn for the days of Colin Murray on Channel 5.

Murphy probably there to provide support to Trippier against Rafael Leao. Here endeth my in depth knowledge of AC Milan (which was entirely gleaned from listening to Talkshite this morning).

I’ll be avoiding any pub that is showing any England matches as your average England supporter is a braying fucking imbecile with absolutely appalling dress sense. There’s my input on the tournament.

A good rule of thumb is if the brand is snidey as fuck then Mike Ashley owns it.

It didn’t ruin him financialmy I don’t think it ruined him financially. Wasn’t he on something like £18k per week in League One? That episode of STID, where they negotiated his transfer, will never be beaten.

FUCK RIGHT OFF. Enjoy, you jammy bastard.

I’ve done three weeks in France with my needy ones. It was around day two that I started to think about all the things I am going to when I get home.

Also, if someone could abuse Si Lloyd on Twitter for me, I’d appreciate it. He has blocked me for calling him a fat boring cunt after his post match comments. He’s one of the sports washing bores if you needed any more motivation.

Write it off lads. They are the luckiest cunts in the league but we’ll still finish above them. We’ll learn our lesson. It feels raw but we’ll come back from it.

Derby almost did it a few years ago but managed to register their solitary win against us. Fat Sham was our manager if I remember correctly.

Just as Lascelles was renamed TOT, can Klopp please be referred to henceforth as ‘FBTBS’?

Marvellous, enjoy. I’m jealous! Video evidence of abysmal chants required.