Billy Whitehurst

There was a bloke called Rupert playing for the GB Hockey Team (I think the other 10 players were all called Ollie). Can’t say I was too upset when they got knocked out.

I’m sure I read somewhere that he used to be able to be able to claim all the booze as being tax deductible on medical grounds.

I suspect he has a tattoo of it. As you say, the fucking prick.

Labour won by 152 votes in Chelsea and Fulham. Off you fuck Greg Hands.

Was just thinking that, worth continuing with Channel 4’s coverage just for that.

Chelsea and Fulham for me. The odious Greg Hands is our MP and it’s going to be very tight. 50% of the kids in the constituency go to private schools and his sole campaign is pretty much based on the 20% VAT on schools and the posh cunts who live here are lapping his bullshit up.

We should sign Bob Wilson just to show how ridiculous the whole thing is.

Bad times in France, RN (the far right) getting 34% of the vote according to exit polls.

He hasn’t been the same since he split up with Pliers. I’ll get my coat.

Fairly sure Mainoo got on against Serbia but I take your point.

It’s an easy group and the quality of our players will take us to the later stages at which point the deficiency of our management/tactics will let us down. Then we’ll all get over it quickly because we don’t really give a fuck about international football. So long as none of our players get injured, I’ll consider it a successful tournament.

It’s a parliamentary election, not a presidential one. It could certainly weaken Macron but he can’t stand in the next presidential election so only has two and a bit years left. A lot more people will vote in these elections than the European elections. I’m a plastic frog as I have citizenship via marriage and I’ll vote in these even though I didn’t bother voting in the European elections yesterday.

Mbemba has scored for Marseille in the Europa League semi-final. Not bad for 55 year old.

Orbital was the wise choice.

On my way back from the match. Had a good view of the penalty incident, looked like a clear pen. Crystal Palace were the better team but they can fuck off with their Vengaboys shite when they score.

The lass that had an affair with David Beckham and wanked off a pig? They hand out degrees for any old shite these days.

This is like two threads in one. I, personally, am enjoying the Carol Vorderman chat much more than the VAR chat. Can the mods please employ some technical wizardry to split this into two threads so us middle aged desperados know which thread to spend our time in?

Totally agree, for all their possession, I thought Man City were boring as fuck tonight.

Amen to that. First day back at work is for doing fuck all apart from shaking your head and rueing the choices you’ve made in your life. I’m getting the impression that Wiki might not be the most empathetic boss.

A right snidey little cunt, still prefer him to Michael Owen though.

I think that is Willie Miller to Dalglish’s right. The other long haired ones on the back row are The Bay City Rollers.

It’s got to the point that Harold Shipman would represent a signficant upgrade on our current medical team.

Crowd funding didn’t go that well by the looks of it. Some balsa wood, a pick n mix and a beach ball. Still, I hope your kids enjoyed it, nothing like making memories eh?

It’s a fair old walk from Longsands to Chicago mind, I hope you’ve got a comfortable pair of trainers.

I would definitely watch ‘Youth Hostelling with Chris Eubank’