Billy Whitehurst

Thank god for Uber. For less than half the price of a black cab, you can get to where you need to without feeling like you've just sat through an audiobook of Mein Kampf.

As I said, HUGE chip on their shoulder about Arsenal. I really do appreciate you proving my point so comprehensively. It really wasn't necessary but, nonetheless, thank you.

Please, I live in London. Nobody is flocking to buy property in Harringey on account of the fact that i) it is a fucking shit hole, ii) it is already overpriced when you consider the squalid conditions and iii) chicken shops outnumber the local population by a ratio of 2 to 1. The fact that Spurs fans would rather drink in the Wetherspoons at Liverpool Street station than drink near the ground really does speak volumes. Basically just a bunch of Harry Ramps with a massive chip on their shoulder about being in Arsenal's shadow. Absolute shit hole, Harry Ramps, massive chip on their shoulder. They're just Sunderland really.

Not having read the books (nor having any intention of doing so), I find it very difficult to follow. I still only know about 5 characters names and they keep introducing new characters and re-introducing old characters. They need to set it up like an EA Sports game where their name and team flashes up at the bottom of the screen whenever they appear.

Every football fan should be delighted with this verdict. Good on the victims family for pursuing this for so long. Regardless of what you think of Liverpool, the way they have relentlessly campaigned against what was an absolute hatchet job is a fantastic example of how to stand up to a corrupt establishment. Just a shame they have had to wait 27 years to get the justice they deserve.

Brilliant from Liverpool, I really like Klopp. Great to see a team giving absolutely everything. If our lot had gone 3-1 down after 57 mins, it would have ended up in double figures.

Aye, you're right, our midfield is lazy as fuck. I don't know what the opposite of gegenpressing is called but they're experts at it.

Our entire season summed up in one half (with the exception of a needless red card). It's panning out exactly as most of us thought it would. No point in getting too upset about, it's just not worth it.

They're probably staying quiet in the hope that nobody searches for their name on the database.

I'm not sure whether this will change anything. I had already just assumed that the tories got up to this sort of thing just like I wasn't surprised to learn that Cameron is partial to a nosh from farmyard animals. I hope this makes those people, who are not well off, but still voted Tory, realise that they are essentially voting for a party who couldn't care less about them. Even worse, a party that is trying to shaft them while taking care of their privileged friends. Sadly, I doubt it will make a difference.

We deserve to get relegated for that defending alone. All started from another cheap free kick too.

We love giving away a soft free kick, they're as thick as pigshit.

I think we can all agree that Avon Barksdale is complicit in all of this.

Riviere? His only league goal came as a result of him tripping over the ball.

When has he ever not been shite in a derby?

Lived in New York for a couple of years in 2001 and 2002 so visited quite a few places. New York will always be my favourite but also really like Chicago and LA.

Yep. Do it online and it lasts 2 years. Just google ESTA. Costs about a tenner I think.

He's a deeply unfunny bellend. If he is 'bleeding cash' then why the fuck did he go on "I'm a celebrity"?

Exactly. I think we all deserve weekend off from the crushing disappointment of watching those wankers.

I think was also the first to lose five on the trot with two different clubs. What a man.

He might be a good coach (allegedly) but he's tactically inept and a terrible tactician. I can't remember one game this season (perhaps Spurs away) where I thought he got his tactics right. He's also incapable of changing things halfway through a match. I suppose it's difficult to have a plan B when you don't have a plan A. He has to go whether we stay up or not. He's had 26 games with little or no sign of improvement. It's not like this is a blip either, he failed in all but one (FC Twente) of his last 6 managerial roles. We've spent £80m on players yet we still refuse to spend money on a proper manager. It's like buying a FTSE 100 company and installing Barry Chuckle as CEO.

Worst goal difference in the league now, finally something to be proud of.

I did the Allianz tour in June. It was pretty average. The stadium is very impressive but the dressing rooms, press rooms etc were nothing special. You don't get to go pitch side/have your photo taken on the bench etc, which you can do on some other stadium tours. The museum within the stadium is good, the number of trophies is amazing. No Intertoto framed certificate like us though so fuck them. It might be better during the season as the pitch was being re-seeded when we were there. It's also a bit of a mission to get there. It did keep us out of the pub for a few hours though which was much needed. However, it would be a belting stadium to watch a match at as it is surprisingly compact given its capacity.

He's currently Southampton's third or fourth choice striker, would be guaranteed to start here and is probably quite keen on playing in the euros. He clearly doesn't fit our profile but he is exactly the sort of player we should be looking at. Fuck me, if we couldn't attract Southampton's third of fourth choice striker then we really are right in the shit.

I hadn't heard that but fair play to Boro, at least there'll be one north east team in the premier league next season.