Billy Whitehurst

Bit harsh on Stevie Wonder that.

Still, halfway through the season, we are 5 points clear of the relegation spots (effectively 6 given the goal difference) and we have been utter shite. Benitez will do enough to keep us up. Then we’ll be fucking abysmal again next season and the season after and Joselu will still be leading the line.

I really think no deal is just a bluff. It will never get through Parliament. Fuck knows where we’ll end up, but I’m fairly sure it won't be no deal. It’s down to Labour to be grown ups now. We can take it as read that the Tories will be the self serving cunts they have always been (and always will be), so only Labour can stop this by forcing another referendum. They need to put the country first as we’re running out of time. How anyone, who isn’t either a tax avoider, a racist, or a fucking cretin, can vote Tory after all this, I do not know.

She’s the moron’s moron, a proper fucking imbecile.

If that doesn’t work try elc@bt.com. That is the ‘Executive Level Service Team’. They replied to me after I did something similar to Gemmill (although my e-mail was to the then head of customer service). They sorted out the issue out very quickly and also gave me some dosh in compensation. I had exactly the same problem as you did when trying the normal customer service.

Ha, don’t worry. If my job does move to continental Europe, then I’ll go with it. It certainly wouldn’t be the end of the world. Brexit has been a real eye opener for me as I never fully appreciated how many cunts we have in this country. It would be no bad thing to have to leave. People willing to sell their kids future down the river because they don’t like these pesky foreigners coming to our country, paying their taxes, and boosting our economy, even though there are no immigrants where they live. People who hang off every word that Johnson, Rees-Mogg, Farage etc even though these are the sort of wankers who happily put people like CT back in the workhouses. Just look at the pricks espousing a hard Brexit. Does anyone who is not either thick as pigshit, or racist, think that they have your best interests at heart? Rees-Mogg, and his father before him, are disaster capitalists. That in itself should set alarm bells ringing, but it doesn’t as people don’t care just so long as we can tell Johnny Foreigner to get to fuck.

The same is happening at a lot of banks. Paris and Amsterdam are also popular destinations. The banks have just run out of patience. I’m not sure if my job will stay in London and, to be honest, working elsewhere in Europe wouldn’t really bother me. Quite a few people where I work have already been told that their jobs are definitely moving to continental Europe. It’s a tough market too so it’s not like they can just refuse and walk into another job. I know people take a (often justified) dim view of banks/financial services but that is a lot of lost income tax. This also has a knock on effect on the money these people spend on retail, childcare, schools, restaurants, taxis etc. Given the direction of travel, how anyone can still be supportive of Brexit, is beyond me.

Perez is fucking garbage. I can’t think of a player less suited to English football (Manquillo possibly). Soft as fucking shite without the talent to compensate.

There’s no way we’re paying Stoke’s former 5th choice striker £50k a week.

I cancelled my membership this morning. I’ve been holding off from doing so for quite some time but last night’s fudge was the final straw. Corbyn and McDonnell are fucking toxic.

As far as I can tell, it only impacts the qualifying group you go into, and not by much. It feels rather pointless given that the European Championships have expanded to the point whereby every European nation now qualifies with the exception of San Marino and Scotland.

It’s completely knee jerk. Pre season counts for fuck all. Rafa will get them up for it when it matters.

That’s exactly the sort of free kick I would expect Jack Colback to give away.

Colour Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up “This juxtaposition of horny bravado and smooth sensitivity basically, became the blueprint for some of the greatest moments in ’90s R&B.” You might be onto something here CT.

You have to be some kind sick fuck to drag Damilola Taylor’s dad into it. Damilola Taylor wasn’t shot either.

Who on earth is going to buy him? I can see us loaning him out, heavily subsidising his wages. Same with Manquillo, who has also been an unmitigated disaster.

Just as night follows day, Noelie is on after a defeat to spout some utter shite.

Given that Mitrovic has said that Benitez is “too tactical” and admitted that Newcastle’s style of play doesn’t suit him, I should imagine that Benitez couldn’t give a flying fuck given that, since Mitrovic left, Benitez’s tactics have seen us lose only once (away to Liverpool) and beat Man Utd and Arsenal. Still, Mitrovic’s transfer value has almost certainly gone up, I imagine Rafa has paid attention to that.

Just saw on Sky Sports News that Sunderland are closing the cash turnstiles for their remaining two home games to stop Newcastle fans going to take the piss. You’d surely think that a set of fans who paid a to fly a plane over St.James’ park (on a day we were humping Spurs 5-1 with 10 men), celebrating our narrow relegation, would be able to take a bit of piss taking over their impending drop to a division that will likely include Accrington Stanley and Fleetwood Town.

I’ve said it before but Keegan is the single best thing to have happened to the club in my entire time supporting the club. I fucking love the man.

I’m sure I read that the average annual wage bill in League One is £4m. Isn’t Rodwell on £3.5m?

You can only keep something this funny in for so long.

I’ll be taking a keen interest in Notts County’s promotion push over the remaining weeks of the season. The prospect of a 37 year old Shola scoring the winner at Stadio del Shitey is hilarious.

I wouldn’t worry mate. It was hugely successful, we’re the wierd ones, not you.

Really? I wasn’t impressed. Aside from the last Indiana Jones film, it’s the worst Spielberg film I’ve seen. It felt to me like a kid’s film. The acting was absolutely dreadful, the main character particularly so. I normally like Ben Mendelsohn but he was so wooden in this. Mind you, I thought ‘Avatar’ was a load of old toss so I probably shouldn’t have watched this in the first place. Saw ‘You Were Never Really Here’ last week. It was pretty dark but Joaquin Pheonix is brilliant.