Billy Whitehurst

Off you fuck.

Bentaleb is suspended too, they didn’t think to mention that? Surprised they didn’t have Hughie Gallacher in the ‘Will not play’ section.

My old man is quite good friends with David Craig so I’ve met him quite a few and he is a really lovely bloke. I once met one of Aswad in Gatwick duty free - beat that!

Good luck with. We just bought a new place and the key stipulation was that it needed as little as possible doing to it. The process of buying it is stressful enough, fuck having to then carry out major refurbishments.

Still, he’ll be buzzing when Games Workshop reopens on Monday.

So how long do you think it’s going to take before we all wish the season was over once we all start remembering just how shite we are? I reckon I’ll last part way through the Sheffield United match. 20 mins of watching the Brazilian, Joselu tribute act will probably do it for me. I’ll be yearning for a full Wuhan style lockdown after that.

I particularly enjoyed the fact that his run up was downhill, the cheating bastard.

I think Al-Fayed took it when he sold Fulham. It’s in his back garden now alongside his Gary Glitter gnome and Rolf Harris memorial bird bath.

That’s the way I see it. It would open up a massive can of worms and I really can’t see the PL wanting to do that. It’s not like they are a bastion of integrity so I think the delay is them trying to give the impression that they are seriously considering the counter arguments, even though I doubt they are. I’m fairly sure it will go through but I’m not that bothered. On the one hand, I want Ashley out but, on the other hand, I agree with those who say it is sports washing so anything we achieve will be tarnished somewhat. However, there’s a load of dirty money swilling round the PL so other teams can get to fuck if they want to try and take the moral high ground. I think the main reason I want it to go through is so that we all get to witness the inevitable meltdown from Richard Keys.

The Japanese beers are lovely. Sapporo and Kirin are really nice too. The Japanese lovely their quality booze.

Eh? What on earth are you on about? Have you been drinking Ronseal again?

Just remember though, it’s us left leaning snowflakes who are the elite, definitely not old scrotes like this.

Good for them man, it’s a nice story. They probably have to put up with all manner of judgemental shit in their lives, so it’s great that they’re going to become parents.

I have thought quite a bit about this Cummings debacle and quite clearly he should sacked or should resign, but I don’t really care if he does or doesn’t. I realise the argument that if he doesn’t then it sends a signal that there is one rule for us and one rule for them but, that is the reality, and this episode unequivocally proves this. I’ve always thought they do live by a different set of rules and moral standards. Johnson has been sacked for lying on at least one occasion, he won’t admit to how many kids he has, he talked with Darius Guppy about knobbling a journalist, cheated on his wife when she was getting cancer treatment. The list is endless for that lazy fat cunt. Gove is a serial back stabber, knowingly broke electoral funding laws, fiddled his expenses, used private e-mails for govt business. Raab wrote a book about how the British are the laziest people in Europe, Patel held secretive meetings with Israel. Shapps has used two different aliases to undertake different roles. These are only the things off the top of my head, the others are probably crooked, are fiddlers, engage in bestiality, have killed a tramp, or a combination of these. They’re all sociopaths and, in spite of all these things, have still risen to the top of British politics. Hopefully, the good thing to come of this is that people finally wake up to the fact that we’re not all in this together. There is an elite, and those people who rail against it are the elite. That should now be as clear as day to people. I appreciate a large portion of the country don’t have the mental capacity for critical thinking but this should at least convince enough to at least turn the tide against these self serving cunts.

I’m also a King Kev fan boy. My all time favourite man in football.

Maybe there are more desk based jobs in London so a comparatively greater portion of the workforce can work from home as their jobs are largely pointless (mine, particularly so). That might explain the lower R0.

I was amazed at that given what I’ve seen recently. That said, pretty much everyone I know down here has been working from home for more than 2 months? It will be interesting to see what proportion of people have the antibodies once the testing gets done.

It says it is written by Alistair Magowan. I thought he was an impressionist? A particularly unfunny one at that. If his reporting is as accurate as his David Beckham and Sven-Goran Eriksson impressions were, then I shouldn’t imagine we have too much to worry about.

I’d be absolutely delighted with Benitez or Pochettino. I appreciate that Pochettino has never won a trophy as a manager but he has managed Espanyol, Southampton and Spurs. Would you have expected him to win a trophy at any of those clubs? Arguably Spurs but, when you consider Spurs wage structure and transfer spend, they are miles behind most of the rest of the top six. Getting Spurs to the CL final is an unbeleivable achievement. I also think he comes across as being a decent bloke and he seems to get the best out of his players. We’d be lucky as fuck to get him.

It’s not a bad thing, so long as the people queuing up to get into B&Q end up drinking the Cuprinol.

If you thought episode 1 was a treat, just wait until you see the episode in which they are trying to sign Will Grigg.

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In fairness, that would be mint. I love Wyki’s workplace tales of woe. An entire forum of Wyki types, about to go full Columbine on their workmates, would make for great reading.

I went to Greenwich Park yesterday so my kids could run around. Everyone was staying well away from each other and the police were moving on anyone who was just there sunbathing. Almost everyone that I saw was being considerate. A lot of people have no, or little, outdoor space and will have spent the entire week cooped up, working from home with their kids running around the house. I see no problem in people getting some fresh air so long as they stay well away from each other. I appreciate that some parks weren’t like this (although I suspect that the large majority were) but there is way way more chance of catching it in a supermarket.

Really couldn’t agree more with PaddockLad and Ayatollah Hermione. The absolute rank hypocrisy of these people would beggar belief were it not for the fact that a large majority of this country have proven to be cunts time and time again over the past three years. They’re irredeemable as far as I’m concerned and I’m almost certain that about 99% of them would still vote conservative tomorrow.