Billy Whitehurst

Very sorry to hear that Renton and for all the other terrible shit you’ve been through this year. I can’t begin to imagine what your conversation will be like tomorrow but at least your dad has the very best person he could have to talk it through with him. Life is just unfair at times.

Right, before this horror show unfolds, can someone please tell me what TOT means?

Michael Owen needs to look no further than Toontastic’s very own ‘Premier League Hall of Cunts’ thread to see what we think of him. It says something when you’re comfortably ahead of a convicted pedo who used to play for Sunderland.

You might be ok. Today is my 4th day of testing positive and my wife and kids are all still testing negative.

Likewise. We were flying on the 25th. Technically, we can still go as we all have froggy passports, thanks to my Mrs, but our flight has already been cancelled and we would have to quarantine for a minimum of 48 hours on arrival. In addition, I’m not sure my Covid will have passed in time to do my pre-departure test. The hotel have been sound and have already agreed to refund the lot. In short, there is fuck all point in booking trips abroad until this thing is over.

If you get yourself across to Fulham, I’ll happily give you some positive lateral flow devices to show to them.

It is absolutely tearing through London at the moment. It’s not surprising given how busy the pubs are and how busy public transport was until this week. Then you have stupid pricks like myself going to football matches.

I tested positive this morning. I was at Chelsea v Leeds on Saturday and a packed pub afterwards, so I suspect that may have done for me (either that or my two permanently snotty nosed daughters). I wouldn’t have spotted it but we are supposed to have our work christmas do tonight so everyone agreed to do a LFD test. Not having to go to that is a massive silver lining. I got my third Moderna a week ago so only have a slightly dry throat. It would appear the vaccines do work.

Schar and Lascelles, fuck me. I’ve seen container ships turn faster than those useless cunts.

Aye, they won’t be dancing on the streets of TBC once we’re finished with them.

You mean like catch it or punch it away rather than cushioning it down for their player?

This needs to be our new entrance music. Then pan out to the directors box to see Stavely, Reuben, and MBS lighting blunts with £50 notes.

I’m fairly sure someone on here once took a day off work for transfer deadline day. What a monumental waste of a day off when Mike Ashley owns your club. The thrill of they will he/won’t he saga, for some bang average midfielder who has played a grand total of about 25 mins in the last two years, has me on the edge my seat. What a totally fucking pointless football club we are.

I did wonder the same thing. Your suggestion sounds the most appropriate.

That’s a shame, he was a proper funny fucker. 15 Storeys High was absolutely brilliant.

It was a soft free kick and, apparently, it shouldn’t have stood because of an infringement from the Danish wall. https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/15526454/denmark-free-kick-wall-goal-england-euro-2020/ I’ve absolutely no idea whether this is the case but, notwithstanding that, it was no less dodgy than the VAR checked penalty that England won.

England edged it (not that that matters in any case), the penalty was soft but it did go to VAR, and the commentators were fucking abysmal.

I think you’re probably talking for the majority of the message board here. From memory, Renton was the only person on here who properly understood the gravity of the situation very early on. Funnily enough, this may have had something to do with the fact that he knows what the fuck he is talking about, unlike the the rest of us gobshites.

I don’t think our midfield got close enough to Gilmour to get infected.

I’m really struggling to get into the euros and that match certainly didn’t help. I think Newcastle may have put me off football for good. As bad as they were, that is a much better result for England as I can’t see Scotland beating Croatia.

Deluded isn’t strong enough. Which company wants to associate themselves with that brand? I haven’t lived in Newcastle since I was a kid, so don’t really know any Sunderland fans but I don’t remember them being that mental. That forum surely can’t be representative of their fans? I had always assumed it was some offshoot of a Combat 18 forum that eventually got their very own football forum.

I watched most of their match yesterday, probably the first time I’ve watched them in 5 or so years. They are supposedly the giants of League One and they still play the awful long ball football that they used stink the Premier League out with for years. I enjoyed our two seasons in The Championship as the standard was so poor that we could batter teams while playing decent football. When those tramps are playing non-league, the football they’ll be playing will still be absolutely lifting. We don’t really have much to shout about but that bunch of BLM booing, seat shitting, peado supporting, Brexiteers are absolutely fucking tragic.

You might be playing Wrexham soon, if that’s what you meant?

“Well done, he’s 13.” A line I’ll never tire of hearing. Big Neville knew what a prick he was long before it dawned on the rest of us.