TheMoog

Only thing letting it down is the lack of a PC version

Exactly what I was thinking, still I'm not keen on tennis, wank sport. Anyone thinking this is a British success clearly hasn't been around many jocks - they fucking hate the English, Auld enemy this, sassanach that... I remember living there during world cup and euro cup tournaments and both times their national press do everything they can to knock the English, let alone the general populace, shit they'd buy Argentina shirts rather than get behind the English. Still, we're a weak nation, the English, forgive anyone for hating us or just turn a blind eye. Congrats to the jock twat for winning.

Murray's got to be one of the most tedious, boring, miserable jock bastard sportsmen out there. His missus really isn't that fit and tbh you'd think anyone getting close to Murray would get pissed off with having his mother stood in the bedroom with her fucking sour face watching every performance he makes. British my arse, he's scottish and isn't winning it for anyone else - good luck to him but he does nowt for me. No doubt we'll be hearing about how he came from 'Dunblane survivor' to winning Wimbledon - fuck me the jocks will be dining off this for years.

Obviously tried to nab the last chip on CT's plate

Man's got a point... well, several actually.

This fucks me off no end - even a pissy club like West Ham shows way more ambition and clout than us! If Bony is coming to the Prem he should be coming to us, fucking Ashley and Kinnear the wankers.

Is it me or does he look a bit like 8-Ace without the tash?

If he's £10m and we're not matching Swansea's offer I'd like to know why, I'd much rather have Bony than Gignackers or whatever he's called.

Ashley has never truly cleared the debts of the club, he's just moved them from one place to another - from the banks to his back pocket, essentially giving us an interest free loan that doesn't need paying back unless the fat cunt leaves. Okay, so we're not paying interest but it't pushed the asking price for the club up to an unrealistic sum from what I'm reading there, nobody is likely to buy us any time soon... I wonder what happened to that Anil Ambani chap or the Sultan of Brunei

Looks like it - and just think, it's only a short leap for him to become manager of NUFC and bring Dennis Wise back as well. All this just before Ashley sells the club's ground to redevelopers and let's us go bankrupt, owing him money that he'd probably think well spent if just to upset the people of Newcastle.

The heavens are moving in to alignment...

From SSN: Fuck him, I don't care anymore - I've got to the stage where I'm just not bothered, Kinnear's a retarded, drunken prick and Ashley's just a fat mong that's not going to be the owner forever. I'm to the stage now where I feel like writing off my association with NUFC until they've gone. I'll never stop being a supporter of the club but until these charlatans move on I've lost interest - I'm sure some 'soopa-fans' will decry that but I think Kevin Keegan has the right stance on this and I'm going to be doing the same - these 'people' who run the club currently will never be a true part of the club, they'll only ever be known for damaging it and holding it back.

Liverpool have agreed a fee for Mignolet, £11m apparently

But the question is which one had the better future vision for the Toon? I can't see it being Llambias but then Ashley has just brought JFK in... suspicious.

I'm going to just shut-up now, I'm starting to scare myself!

State of Decay is another that might be worth your perusal if you like this sort of thing, sadly it's only on Xbox at the moment though.

Quality work by someone on Wiki in regards to this evening's interview! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Kinnear

Apparently he has more intelligence than any Newcastle fans that don't back his appointment - he's fucking crackers this chap.

Jesus, this is killing me, the bloke is in a whole different world of his own... is he retarded? Drunk? Senile? What the hell?

Actually, he sounds half cut

Munchausen syndrome, it's got to be - his story changes every other sentence!

10,000 letters from Geordies praising him for the work he did up here and how we would have stayed up... mad as a box of frogs!!!

In case anyone missed it: http://www.talksport.co.uk/radio/andy-goldsteins-sports-bar/130617/joe-kinnear-his-newcastle-return-alan-pardew-and-toon-media-199848 Listening to it now, the bloke's a certified loon!!!

... Joe 'Fucking' Kinnear... ... I still can't get over it.