Keefaz

Excellent WUMery.

Shay Given - 7.5 Nolberto Solano - 7.5 Steven Taylor - 7.5 Peter Ramage - 6 Paul Huntington - 6.5 James Milner - 6.5 Nicky Butt - 7.5 Kieron Dyer - 7.5 Matty Pattison - 6 Antoine Sibierski - 6 Obafemi Martins - 7.5 Something like that, at least.

Top player, imo. Must be something fishy afoot.

Thought Pattison was poor today, like. Having said that, he nearly scored with a header, but seemed to get sucked into the centre when we were getting bummed down the right.

Nah. That was Martins one against Watford. Nearly took the net off.

Amazing when you consider most Newcastle fans wouldn't have pissed on Butt if he was on fire at the start of the season. Now, probably up for player of the season.

Someone should get over to that Spuds board and direct him over.

Over the moon. To be fair, Spurs were really up for it today and it's a miracle we won, but I fucking hate those wankers so this is a great result. Thought Butt, Nobby, Given and Dyer were excellent. Our left side at the moment is pretty shitty, mind.

With Hunty it was definately just a yellow!! (he wasn't the last man) Wasn't the last man but it was directly from behind with not even a pretense at going for tha ball. Professional foul, tbh. Anyway! WHAT A FUCKING MATCH!!!

Dyer's dead, practically.

Worth bringing on O'Brien to shore things up a bit?

Christ.

Not a pen, I reckon. That Huntington one could've been a red, like.

Moonwalk or something. Haha. Cringe worthy? Surprisingly good, actually. Not really a moonwalk, just a little dance.

Wish Martins wouldn't drop so deep. You can see Sibs trying to play a 1-2 with him except there is a '2' as Martins has stood still instead of making the run.

Moonwalk or something. Haha.

Unbelievable. Shame we don't have anyone on the bench to shore things up a bit.

I think Dyer's looked decent.

Martins hasn't looked up to much.

We've got no left-side at all.

Fucking wrong what Berbatov's been doing. Wanker.

Good goal, but the Banayoun goal was prolly just as good, really.