Keefaz

Casino Royale: utter balls. The Boat That Rocked: daft fun. The Da Vinci Code: shit.

Just checked, looks like it. With great power comes great responsibility, David: remember that.

Has Dave broken the Internet?

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard."

Fucking over the moon. Thought Michael Owen was superb, really.

Is he even human?

I don't understand. This could be very bad if we bring in the wrong man. Very bad.

"We may even have to ask him to play out of position, but knowing the sort of person he is, I know he would do this." Are we sticking him up front, like?

I would't add that. I came out of that one thinking the same as everyone else: how can we have played so well but lost 4-1? It was insane. As I said in another thread, the Villa match was horrific in terms of performance, the sendings off, the booing of O'Brien, the fight, Taylor's ludicrous handball. Awful.

Sadly, this is true.

It's ridiculous, really, when you consider we're a wealthy club in the Premiership. The likes of Ramage, Huntington, Edgar will probably be lucky if they're playing League 2 football a couple of seasons down the road.

Tbf, he is actually even worse at left-back than he is at centre-half.

This goes without saying, surely?

What? Did he just buy a round?

The standard of passing today made it impossible to keep the ball. It was terrible. Solano, in particular, was very bad but they were all at it.