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bah women, the dirty feckers

nice photo, reminds me of the photos and lecture i got at the clinic not to long ago

arent something like 1 in 4 women meant to have thrush

she didnt look very interested did she

isnt treason still punishable by death?

Not like that'd stop you anyways. And before you start- yes I do prefer younger men- but I draw the line well before teens..always have done. 8946[/snapback] you be suited to someone in there mid twenties

probably worth of a thread of it's own but what is the crack with lasses in pub, the amount of times you talking to someone and you get the old "i'd stay clear of her, she's only 15/16" yet if you did you out, you'd be the fucker in trouble

It's legal. Mind, a lad I knew met this lass in a club, told him she was 18. Invited her back to his flat, just about to get in the taxi when she runs away crying, shouting 'I'm sorry, I'm only 14!' Man, did we take the piss. 8828[/snapback] i'm 26, so i should be a responsible adult by now

i've since had texts informing me. really pretty lass only 17 , pleased i didnt take if further

i went out for a "couple" during the charity shield match, which turned it to alot, then went and Dj'ed drunk as fuck, i can't remember a single song i played apprently the takings were up and we were really busy then met up with me mate and went out local, he reckons i pulled a nice lass, fuck if i know then came home and od'ed on scotch eggs i guess

so i've had to take a sickie from work must have been a good night, i woke up bollock naked downstairs next to an empy packet of 3 scotch eggs at about 3am

fucking get in!

Yes it's the serial masturbators birthday He’s a healthy 31

back from work, canny dead out tonight how bad is friday night tv!!!

due to my new found status as a cunt, after work tonight..............i shall be coming straight home

Liking phil collin's songs

that blue moon forum is fucking slow. must be city's 500 million fans all logging on at once

too much music is just dumped in to the genre of Techno when it's something totally different a bit like defining a song as "Dance" how to annoy a DJ instead of requesting a song just say "can you play something good", it really pisses me off

try again dude

it's orginally from nufc world but doesnt have any commentary on it, just dodgy crowd noises you might want to turn your speakers down Shearer vs Keane still funny watching Keane 'running' at Shearer while been held back by his team mates and Shearer is just stood there on his own EDIT link fixed, yousendit blocked it straight away (must be man utd fans)

honorable mention to Duncan Ferguson, burglars beware!

just spent 20 minutes editing the clip from the 4-3 game to email round work, should i post it on here?

Manchester United captain Roy Keane has been voted the hardest football player ever.The Irish star beat Chelsea's legendary defender Ron 'Chopper" Harris - famed for his brutal tackles - into second place and Vinnie Jones into third.Around 2,500 football fans were polled by alcopop WKD and asked to come up with the game's toughest player of all time. 1 Roy Keane (Manchester United - 1993 to present) 2 Ron 'Chopper' Harris (Chelsea - 1961 to 1980) 3 Vinnie Jones (Wimbledon - 1992 to 199 4 Dave Mackay (Tottenham - 1958 to 1967) 5 Nobby Stiles (Manchester United - 1960 to 1970) 6 Dennis Wise (Chelsea - 1990 to 2001) 7 Tommy Smith (Liverpool - 1962 to 1977) 8 Neil 'Razor' Ruddock (Liverpool - 1993 to 199 9 Kevin Muscat (Wolves - 1997 to 2002) 10 Norman Hunter (Leeds - 1962 to 1976) 11 Graham Souness (Liverpool - 1978 to 1984) 12 Wayne Rooney (Manchester United - 2004 to present) 13 Kenny Burns (Nottingham Forest - 1977 to 1981) 14 Peter Storey (Arsenal - 1965 to 1976) 15 Billy Bremner (Leeds - 1959 to 1976) 16 John Terry (Chelsea - 1997 to present) 17 Julian Dicks (West Ham - 1988 to 1993) 18 Patrick Vieira (Arsenal - 1996 to 2005) 19 Lee Bowyer (Newcastle - 2003 to present) 20 Eric Cantona (Manchester United - 1992 to 1997)

and the little bastards always start crying or screaming "ooh isnt he/she so pretty" come on not all babies are cute why can't someone say "fuck me, bit of an ugly little shite isnt he/she"

if we get £10million for Jenas it'll be the biggest rip since we sold Woodgate to Real get rid of him roughly 3 good games in two seasons, you believe your own hype Jenas son