themags

christ, could this bullshit happen to any other football club

i'm up for it

I know what you mean, black horses used to scare me, I remember being shit scared of the Lloyds bank advert when I was little, I used to think that the black horse was chasing me. 12884[/snapback]

anyone got room in their sig for that confession? 12842[/snapback]

it'll get lost away as the thread goes on, no one will remember

Nah, heard there is a bit of a 'funny smell' in there 12826[/snapback] nowt funny about the prices, reckon that £10 voucher might get 2 pints if i'm lucky

got carried away with the body shaver and i can confirm it does make it look even bigger!

Shearers Bar ?

twat

i'm scared of Wasps and Bee's got stung in the mouth when i was young un, so you can see why to this day i was a bit scared was sat in Wetherspoons in Durham on me birthday couple of weeks ago, and there is this fucking wasp flying round the table and why is there usually some twat there who says "if you leave it alone it will leave you alone", well i was shitting myself and it flew about an inch from my nose, i thought fuck this tried to flap it with my hand didnt quite get it right and the fucker stung me on my finger, on my fucking birthday the bastard! it isnt half has bad as been stung in the mouth, i spent the neck hour squeezing me finger and putting Vingar on it and yes the old woman was there in the corner, "if you'd left it alone....?", i was in pain so reacted with "Fuck off"

probably legal in the Washington state....

Teesides attempt at been famous for something

he kicked the ground or something? i think

i'm lucky to still have a job after my rather public rant at work earlier steve benett is a fucking disgrace, when was the last time some ridiclous thing like this went our way?

just caught the end of Boa's what a down to earth guy, nowt flash about his house

i'll er download a sample version off Limewire when i get in

i havent mate? what style is that remix ?

a dodgy remix of Basement Jaxx - Oh My Gosh

got shit on the arm of me jacket on me way to newcastle to attempt to find a pub to watch the sunderland away match last time we played them in the prem ended up listening to it on the radio in Vault, lol we won though

Fat sweaty star wars geek? (Him I mean, not you). 11157[/snapback] He is a clammy little fucker, like yeah! I swear I've yawned in his face (audibly on three occasions) and he still doesnt stop. He just goes away, regathers himself and comes back spouting more shit. 11163[/snapback] i'd say you've pulled

hoping to leave just after 5 fucking ages to go any ideas on anything that will pass few hours? (no masturbation is NOT an option)

they block play.com for some reason at work, if i use this i can get to it http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html

the bint on Skysports News read out that we'd had our bid accepted unfortunatly she was only reading headlines from this morning papers nothing confirmed

it's http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/ . . . . . . . . the same as before

ahh but is it GREAT