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aye, camera in one hand, cock in the other ! *Note: that would be my cock not some passers by !* 16585[/snapback] not even if someone tapped on the window or flashed their lights at you?

with both hands free eh!

i'd like to say i'm surprised jimbo

i work in a pub 3 nights a week and the lasses toliets are always minging come the end, ten times worse than the blokes FACT

While we're on the subject, what sort of tramp sits there, picks their nose and then proceeds to wipe their excavations all over the toilet cubicle walls when theres fucking toilet paper right next to them?! 16546[/snapback] is it worse that a guy who works here, counted the number of snots on the toliet door and then sent an email round complaining about it

Says you who was gibbering away pissed on msn the other night 16512[/snapback] i'm planning to cut down MSN come on manc-mag MSN Messenger. And i thought they were all making it up about you putting the wrong url in for nufc online for months and thinking you were banned!

pissheads

Paul van Dyk vs JPS Project - Found An Angel fucking tune!

Why am I thinking of breakfast cereal? 16168[/snapback] Sugar-Coated Puffy Nipples? 16179[/snapback] They're grreeeeat! 16181[/snapback] surely you mean GRRRREAT

the amount of german porn produced you lads must have a decent word for fuck i should have took more notice to what them german lasses were saying to me during attempted pulling efforts when i was in berlin

the women on this board are pure filth . . . . . . it's GREAT

meenzer whats "who the fuck are man utd" in german? need to text me mate that shitty man utd went to rome to see the pope song before sunday

DISCOs - Salt & Vingar pretty much numb your mouth as well

quite an interesting thread that on the femalefirst board

O'Leary?

Well done! You big puff 15574[/snapback] fucking hell, i cant even remember posting that pleased i didnt like

so i could of got with my mates sister, i didnt!

Great theres one about a mile away from my house. I've walked the dog there a few times there and never noticed out, must be new.

Yeah, I am, but I'll tell her she's in demand 15252[/snapback] they got Brewsters bars in Mallorca?

you taking your lass? i'll look after her for you if your not

You see, this is what happens when a male goes near a household appliance, its alien territory (if you're female, i take that back) 15189[/snapback] How bloody sexist! 15215[/snapback] yep but so true! and i can set the video timer 15219[/snapback] Guess what? I can operate a washing machine 15220[/snapback] Guess what, my missus can't! Nor the iron (unless you want your clothes scorched!) 15229[/snapback] can't iron? you sure she's a woman?

the timer program thing on the wash didnt work, so it get slightly full of water technically not my fault, my parents arrive home from holiday later oh joy

i've had an "incident" with the washing machine so had to take the day off however i now have a indoor swimming pool in my house

Jenas might have a good attitude, but he's had a handful of decent games for us over the last two seasons, get rid i say