Besty

Are they playing fucking scramble with Panini stickers or something? I hope Pardoo has mixed in a couple of his 94-95 collection just to mix things up. "Andy Sinton!? Get me the phone, Derek!"

Luiz, Torres or Carroll been properly confirmed yet?

Come on then, who next?

Jesus fucking Wept. Probably rejected it himself the little cunt.

This. Where's all this from?

He's not going anywhere like, was getting pissed off earlier saying he wasn't moving.

Where's this from? I'd be happy, but he's not a striker...

Seemed OK at the World Cup IIRC, better than our current options anyway.

G dos Santos off to Santander on loan.

Would still improve our attacking options.

Suarez confirmed for Liverpool.

Redknapp's said Crouch going nowhere too. As well as saying Mike Ashley is talking shite with the 'reluctantly accepted' bollocks.

Going nowhere according to SSN.

He'll be back when Sam is.

Diouf in talks with Rangers.

Babel seething.

Elmander? or someone I've never heard of? Amanda, new tea lady.

One of the best midfields we've had in a long time with everyone fit but no cunt to finish the chances.

What do Leeds have to do with Carroll?

Because we fucking have maybe?

Pardew to resign and sue the club? Hopefully.

Sorry, just once more.

Lukaku or Llorente or I'll cry. No chance of either, I know...