Besty

Bit misleading, don't you think?

JONASssssssssssssssssssssssss

1630: A dazzling run from Hatem Ben Arfa, which sees him beat three or four players, ends with the Frenchman firing in sublimely from inside the box. A contender for goal of the season and Newcastle are level.

BEN ARFAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, neeeeeeed to see this goal!

Typical.

Seems like we've started really well.

Happens for everyone, no idea why.

That fucking Radio Newcastle does that to me all the time. Been fine, hits 3pm and says I can't listen.

Chill out, ffs. Deaders is so close to putting you on his list.

Just saw Samba and Yakubu rested. Good.

Anyone know the Blackburn line-up?

MA would never limit the amount of money he could receive on a player, lets be honest.

Just released a statement denying it.

Lots of rumours that Rooney is leaving Man Utd.

Without even googling that I'd say that's Louise Taylor's handiwork. Correct!

"If his new hair transplant's resistance to the evening's capricious wind suggested that investment in such an expensive weave may have been worthwhile after all, his increasingly vocal complaints and irritable body language indicated that his recall was definitely not as advertised in the brochure." Guess who...

You not wanna go to the pub or something?

Bit early for next year aren't you?

Used to work with Novak's lass when I was at HMRC! She left when he went to 'uddersfield.

The match is oot the way, excited for tomorrow now.