Besty

Or in Jonny's case, Samurai's coming out of the fire.

Zoggy sounds like a right fucking cunt.

Just like last Summer.

Were you sober when you scored that goal? Oh dear.

Never had one meself. Missing out?

Boro' have released Rochemback, Gaizka Mendieta and Dong Gook Lee. In case anyone cares.

Apparently it's off and Derby want him for £2.5M.

I could if you want like, only need Photoshop.

I don't think it was him in goal for City yesterday. I don't think it was him in goal for City yesterday. Isaksson was in goal yesterday. I don't think it was him in goal for City yesterday. Was unaware of that but you're right - Isaksson played instead.

I don't think it was him in goal for City yesterday. Isaksson was in goal yesterday.

Against Croatia? We were losing 2-0 and got it back to 2-2. Then they scored the winner. That's the one. Frank.

Alan Smith.

Not sure, they might have been put in a while ago to 'prepare' for Euro 2008.

Modric.

Park's been playing well recently, especially against Barca.

Exactly, although I'm not arguing that Wenger is a shite judge of players, he clearly isn't, but his list of shite signings are as bad as anyones, no doubt a list of shite Ferguson signings would be equally bad reading. Veron?

Senderos?

Nice one pud, do the scores work for them?

That looks like a trampoid version of Wullie. I thought it looked a little like him like when I was reading it.

Choon.

Kevin Davies for Bolton, quality.