Geordiesned

Fame at last! I made this chant up with a couple of mates after the match on Saturday night. I'm not going to Blackburn but hoping it gets an airing at least in the pub beforehand. Anyone who's going will have to let me know if it does.

nufc.com are now carrying story that runours are rife that Wise has fone. No confirmation from club.

Close.

Peter Andre Brain Scan- No Worries for Jordan I know I shouldn't but...

Surely the Mexican was bringing the hay through on a donkey not a cart?

I'll be getting rat arsed before the match so that I'll be too pissed to remember it and will continue drinking afterwards to drown my sorrows!

Steve Bennett is an appalling referee. He doesn't even know the basic rules of the game! Or at least the cheating fucker chooses to ignore them!

Don't be such a spaz.

Obviously no announcement to the Stock Exchange when it opened this morning.

Apparently there's a dyslexic Santa on the loose in Ipswich who keeps leaving prozzies under the tree. I got slapped by a shop assistant today. I can't understand why! I was in a bakery in Ipswich and I said, "Oooh, I could murder a tart" Job Vacancy Prostitutes required - Ipswich area Good rates of pay but the shifts are murder

Aye. Never won a competitive shoot out, have we? No. 13 competitive shoot-outs played in. 13 lost. ...and here they come!

Time to lose on pens instead!

What's going on there? Rivelino had to be resuscitated after he collapsed following the trophy celebrations in the 1970 World Cup Final.