Tom_NUFC

Aye, for the Wales game on Saturday. He#s back for Northern Ireland next Wednesday.

I was just thinking that myself. It'd be just our luck. He's been given permission to miss England to complete formalities (ie medical & signing) this afternoon.

Sour Grapes on Merseyside me thinks

fucks sake, this is brilliant!

It's on .cock now!!!!!

Unoffical news on Radio 5. Owen set to sign for NUFC. They're stressing that this is UNOFFICIAL at the minute.

Yeah, I think so. Radio 5 will also have it as soon as they know. (693 AM or Channel 855 on Sky Digital if anyone's interested.) I reckon it'll be he's decided to go to Liverpool, or he's gone back to Liverpool for more talks, or something completely bland which doesn't mean a lot. I don't see it being anything good for us to be honest.

Radio 5 have just said that a statement from Newcastle is expected at 10 AM regarding Michael Owen.

whilst I've no particular liking for Villa, I've nothing against them. Having met a few Villa fans, I've found them to be alright, even if they do have probably the most irritating accent in the world and seem to be constantly miserable about their team, regardless of how they're doing.

Whilst I haven't got a problem with swearing, it seems that the vast majority of his minimal vocabulary are swear words. But then he is poorly educated and illiterate. He's a got one hell of a talent, but he just behaves like an illiterate yob.

I thought he looked quite lively.

No he hasn't. We have gone downward from the moment he arrived. FACT 20778[/snapback] Oh aye, that O'Brien + Bramble partnership before he came in was fantastic. I think Boumsong deserves a lot of credit for Bramble's improvement. Alongside Boum, Bramble grew in confidence a lot.

cheating little get

Harsh. Yeah, he had a bad game, but that doesn't make him a bad player. On the whole, he's been a great signing.

even concentrating REALLY hard, I can't see the dolphins. My mind must be very corrupt indeed.

saw the couple instantly. Can't see any bloody Dolphins AT ALL! Nah, I still can't see them. HA!

Aye, paranoid, I forgot that one. I'm not as bad as I used to be though. I used to be seriously bad. I could be walking down the street, and if I could hear people laughing, instantly I thought, they're laughing at me.

When I was 10 I changed Youth Clubs from the one at Heaton Community Centre to St Gabriels, next door to the primary school I went to, because most of my friends went there. On the first day I was there, I went into the painting room, which had just finished being decorated, and for reasons, I don't know/can't remember, I took a pot of paint and a brush and painted NUFC on the wall. At the end of the night, there used to be announcements, and we were sitting there listening to them, and the bloke who ran the Youth club said about what someone had done in the painting room. I sat there terrified and shitting myself trying not to look suspicious as the bloke went on about how he'd be asking people one by one next week. For several days I was worrying what to do. Do I make an excuse not to go, in which case my friends will think it's suspicious. Or do I go, get asked, and probably found out. As luck would have it, we were doing our cycling proficiency tests at school that week, and that day as we finished school, I managed to engineer falling off my bike and cutting and scraping my leg as I was riding home with my friends. I had therefore found a credible excuse not to go to Youth Club that night. As I was new, the bloke running it never even thought about me, and it all blew over by the next week when I went back. I was never found out, and continued to go there for about two years, in which that was my only major misdemeanor.

I'm shy I lack confidence, which I know has led to some people mistaking it for arrogance I'm pedantic I put things off until 'later' I'm untidy I bite my nails I'm too sarcastic at times I'm cynical I'm pessimistic

I don't particularly. If I'm in public, I try my hardest to supress them, or, if I feel one brewing that is going to let rip, I'll go to the toilet. I'd be embarrassed to fart loudly in public. In private though, I do let rip. Why do I enjoy it? I don't know, but it can be quite satisfying. Can't say I'm a huge fan of explosions. I never watch Brainiac, or Top Gear for that matter, as I'm not at all interested in cars. Pockets, and wallet for cards and notes, which then goes in my pocket. I don't smoke, so tabs don't take up any space, and I don't always carry my phone with me, as I don't particularly like mobile phones - much to the annoyance of people trying to get hold of me mind. It's not really uncomfortable. It's much less hassle than faffing on with a bag. . I'm not a big sun worshipper, but if I know I'm going to be out in the sun for a long time, I'll put some cream on. I'll quite happily use cream rather than burn.

they're not worth the energy

Grandma's got new dentures To eat the crust on pizza Taken out by her daughter Because she thought she ought to The kids are eating Snickers Because they're so delicious Leaves them with sticky fingers And mother loses her knickers Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday comes with a six-pack of beer Then it's back to work A..G..A I N! Barbecue is cooking Sausages and chicken Patio is buzzing And neighbours they are looking John is down the fun pub Drinking lots of lager Girls and boys are on the game And all the high streets look the same Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday comes with a six-pack of beer Then it's back to work A..G..A I N! Back to work A..G..A I N! Bank holiday comes six times a year Days of enjoyment to which everyone cheers Bank holiday comes with a six-pack of beer Then it's back to work A..G..A I N! Bank holiday! I'm not doing owt.

Luque's got 20. Just shown him and Souness with the shirt on SSN

I must admit, that did cross my mind this morning as well.