Tom_NUFC

Haggis is class. Aye, nowt beats leftover breakfast though - a bit of cold pizza or even better leftover Curry.

pity. Never topped their debut though. Panzer Attack and Lets Kill Music are awesome songs and for me the last 2 albums were let downs. Still, its a shame.

I like the Double Glazing Salesman at 4am on Balls of Steel http://www.jokeroo.com/funnyvideos/mr_inappropriate.html

http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/journal...-name_page.html

She sewed me name into practically everything else.

Why didn't you just bin them you disgusting tramp? Where could I bin them at school? Besides they just needed a wash. I put them in the washer when I got home and they were fine.

happy birthday

I've had a couple of slight follow throughs, but nothing too bad for years. The last proper shit myself incident I can remember was when I was at school. We had a Science lesson and I needed to go, and asked the teacher. But people had been acting up and he was making the whole class sit quietly and wouldn't let me. It wasn't far from the end of the lesson, so the lesson ended and I pelted off to the bog, in the cubicle, just pulling my trousers down and out it came, all over my boxers. Nightmare feeling. You're sitting there trying to work out what to do. Shall I scrape the shit off and just wear them - but then people will probably notice a smell and guess. So I took the boxers off, went commando for the rest of the day. Finished off, flushed the bog as normal. Took the boxers and flsuhed the bog again to 'wash' them. wrung them out and stuck them away in a small pocket in my bag. Fortunately, I got away with it and no one ever knew.

Britain has loads of Castles with loads of Dungeons. Lock them up in the dungeons, no electric, no running water, locked up all day every day in the cell with nothing but a blanket and a tin bucket and a slice of bread and glass of water every day.

I didn't see MOTD, but I've heard her commentating on Five Live, and I don't like it. It's because the pitch of her voice is all wrong for football commentary - too high especially when there's a goal or something exciting, and when that happens, it grates. I'm not bothered by the idea of women commentating on Football, the problem is that a lot of women would have the problem with pitching their voices to commentate. But in purely gender terms, there's no reason why women shouldn't commentate, as long as they know what they're talking about, which a lot of women do - mind you, perhaps not even that is neccessary as there are plenty male commentators who don't have a clue.

Aye. It was designed in a rush, only meant for the one game, because Sheffield Wednesday's away kit still looked too much like our home, and so both sides had to wear their aways at SJP. Personally, I don't think we should have bothered and both sides should have worn their aways at Hillsborough. We had to wear our away at home, they should've as well. Of course the club soon realised it'd be a money spinner if they sold it. Horrible. Mind I wasn't a fan of any of the Asics strips we had.

Aye, looks good

I like it when we have all blue away kits. I liked last season's Blue Third, and I liked the one with the two shades of blue stripes as well. Before that there was a nice one when we were sponsored by ntl, and I know a lot of people didn't like it, but I liked the blue kit we had during the 96/97 season with the black V-neck and band. Yeah, the Asics one was shit though.

9/10

on second thoughts, it's ugly as hell. Perhaps not. Like the idea though.

I'd buy a pair

As people have posted their guitars, I'll post mine. They're not as nice as some of the ones posted and I've only got 3 - one electric, one acoustic and a Bass. 1999 Epiphone Les Paul '56 Goldtop with Soapbar pickups. 2002 Fender Precision Bass (Mexican Standard) 1969 Yamaha FG160 acoustic. The Yamaha was originally my Mam's and she gave it to me when I was 16 because she has arthritis. She still plays guitar, but uses a classical style guitar now with nylon strings because its easier for her fingers. It's a bit scratched, but it still plays nice, although it could do with a new set of strings because the ones I have on at the minute are sounding a bit dull. Actually, I tell a lie, I've actually got 4 guitars. I also have a red Fender Stratocaster Squier, but I never play it, and it's in a right state. Needs new picks, the neck could do with being sorted out as its a bit rough. The first guitar I had was when I was 16, a black Satellite, which was a cheap Les Paul copy that I bought from a second hand shop in Wallsend for £10. It was horrid, and I got rid of it a year later when I got the Squier.

I thought it was written by a 15 year old boro fan Na, too many big words

Aye, she's rough as f*ck,

Go as Bond's Aston Martin DB7

not the best like

Disgusting pricks, both of them. Blackburn and Chelsea.

Aye. I mean can you imagine doing a drama about the holocaust, but doing it PC so as not to offend anyone? There's some f*cking idiots about

have a good'un

Oh god nooooo! imagine the conversations in Starbucks today. "Yea oh well I was like sooooooooooooo hot..." "oh god yeaaaa I soo know what you mean, I was like well burning..." Nah, it was a Northumbria Uni one, not Newcastle Uni Aye you're right, probably went something a bit more like this: "Dime bar." "Arrrrmadillo!" Aye, after all if they're in accomodation blocks they're not the locals.