Tom_NUFC

Incidentally, for anyone who hasn't got or seen Geordie Starwars yet, its finally made it onto You Tube.

The first one I had was a Motorola Then I had a Nokia 3210, then a 3310. I've got a 6610 now, but I hardly ever use it. I don't particulalrly like mobiles, but I might change it soon.

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Post arriving at dinnertime Reality TV shows/any type of show which involves voting people off Idiots who vote in these shows but don't vote in elections Thick idiots spouting intolerant/ignorant beliefs on radio phone-ins Idiots being PC

Credit where credit's due, Keane has done fantastically well and I think they've got themselves a decent manager. Will they finish above us next year/beat us in the derbies? I don't know, maybe/maybe not. Unfortunately, I don't think that beating their own previous 2 records for the lowest ever points total in the Prem is on. I don't think they'll be going straight back down.

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Yellow Buses, Ford Cortinas, Penny Floaters, Cans of Milk, Black and White portable TVs, Cassette players, Cassette walkmans, Big satellite dishes, NEEB vans, Sherbert and Liquorice sweets, Pound notes, half penny coins, huge 10 and 5p coins, Prestos, Phones with the round clockwork dials (unless you're extremely retro), Happy Shopper products, Mr Freeze ice pops, Tudor crisps, Quatro pop, 5-4-3-2-1 biscuits, Trio biscuits, Adidas Winfields (trainers from woolworths called Winfields which tried to be adidas and had four stripes), TV closedowns each night, Teletext - Ceefax and Oracle. In the 80s and early 90s Teletext seemed amazing, and you'd get pages from Ceefax on the actual telly dead early in the morning before the kids programmes. Something that you never actually saw, but happened. Taping from the radio. Sitting with a blank tape in a radio cassette with your fingers balanced on the play and record buttons ready to poise into action as you waited for a song you liked to be played - you could be waiting hours and then it'd come and you'd press play and be really annoyed because having done so, the DJ would interupt again for a couple of seconds, and then you'd have to try and cut the DJ out at the end, but stop at a point not too far from the end when it sounded like a good place to end. The most annoying thing was when you'd been waiting for a song for ages and ages - sometimes several days (though not continuously obviously) and you'd be taping it thinking - finally then halfway through it you'd hear "MORE MUSIC! METRO RADIO radio radio radio" ruining it!

Aye true. Making me feel bad about laughing at them now like. Can't help it though, I don't like them

well that's not going to happen

so its not over yet then

Players he'll come back with: Stefano Coche - Fat, bald Argentinian right back with no pace Brambilson - Powerful looking Brazilian centre back prone to frequent concentration lapses and mistakes Celestiano Babarinosa - Uruguayan left back often lazy and annonymous Antonio Sibiero - Tall, striker from Ecuador, who can't play but is handy with his bald head Kierildo Dyilson - Injury prone Colombian midfielder, his occassional flashes of brilliance are quickly overshadowed by his habit of disappearing in games and belief that he is a better player than he actually is, also likes Wrestling and sh!t music Alberto Luque - Chilean striker/winger whose resemblance and style is uncannily like that of his Catalan cousin, he will no doubt adapt to Newcastle just as well. Pedro Ramagisco - Peruvian utility defender capable of making big mistakes, although he makes up for these in being a nice lad who doesn't cause any bother Damiano Duffo - Left winger from Paraguay who comes with a great reputation, but hasn't done anything to set the world alight for the last year. Never mind though, we'll take him anyway Bernardo Oliveira. A Bolivian left back with Brazilian parents. Rejected by clubs smaller than our own and completely knackered by injury but we liked him Craildo Morino. Venezuelan centre back who doesn't look as bad as we first thought but is still not world class. Also injury prone.

we'll come back with a new Daniel Cordone or Christian Bassedas.

Keith Lard was also in the 'Eyes Down' episode of That Peter Kay Thing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E1Ovyht74Y

its not a regular vhs cassette - its the teeny tiny camcorder type ah, I see.

Wash your mouth out! Hopefully I'll be going. The problem being that its on May 28, and Maximo will be on in the evening. I've got my last ever Uni exam at 9.30 the next morning. Luckily it's the only exam I have, so I'm going to try to get the revision sorted so I can go along.

You can do it if you have a DVD RAM recorder. Link up the VCR and DVD recorder, play the VHS tape and record on the DVD. My brother has a DVD RAM recorder and has transferred a lot of his VHS tapes (and some of mine) on to DVD.

Aye. I think Kelly definitely deserved the chance to play for us in the Prem. I was gutted when he went. I remember that game against Leicester. After our second right at the end, the Leicester fans ran on the pitch (though for some bizarre reason the media said it was us - couldn't believe that when I got back and saw it on the ITN news. Talking about Newcastle fans on the pitch, even though the TV pictures clearly showed people in Leicester shirts and with blue and white scarves etc. I think there were about 2 NUFC fans got on, but really with that fence up in front and the Stewards and Police lined up, we couldn't have got on even if we wanted to. There were people climbing and hanging on the fence, but that was all). Anyway, the ref took the players off, but Kelly was stuck and had Leicester fans between him and the tunnel and they were running for him. He ran over to us, and the lads at the front had to pull him in to our section (the fence was only about 6 foot high).

Echo and The Bunnymen are on as well. As are The Motorettes.

Don't agree with vegetarianism myself. Vegetables are living things as well. Living things have to be killed for food regardless

Sweetcorn as well.

I don't hate Roeder at all. I like him, but I don't think he's good enough. Having said that, we should be very careful before we get rid of him because as I've said many times sacking managers without thinking about the replacement is what has costed us previously. That's the way we ended up with Souness, and for what it's worth, I prefer Roeder to Souness because at least Roeder is a decent bloke as opposed to an utter knob. If/when Roeder goes it should be because we know who we want and know we can get them.

I remember that game, and getting more and more frustrated as the game went on, thinking we were knackered. And there was some old Pompey bat kept ringing a f*cking bell. As it turned out it was that game and that goal that was the most important, but it should be remembered that at the time we didn't know that. As things stood we still weren't safe, and the last game of the season away to Leicester was still massive for us. When I think back, I remember both games well, but the Leicester game always sticks in the mind that bit clearer. Maybe because I was down there, and it was a very dramatic day. I've never known a day or a match like that.

Looks quite nice, but in those pics it looks like at least two stands are right up against the sea. Are they going to make people swim to get in or summat