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The fucking worst, they will be lucky to get a point. Arnold's tactic of hang out for a draw and win it on penalties won't work in the group stage, useless cunt he is.

When did Charlotte get a hair cut???

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vurnon_Anita

Don't care what the rest of you say but there would be so much body fluid from the both of us (especially if she kept that Bruno t-shirt on), we'd fill her boots anarl!

Is it just me or are others unenthused by this year's world cup? Between 1974 and 2006 my country didn't even qualify, but every world cup from 1978 I've looked forward to and watched as much as possible. But this year, even with a terrible Australian team qualified, I'm struggling to give a fuck. Anyone else feel like this?

World gone mad this shite, obviously if you sepcifically want to be referred to by a pronoun that isn't obvious or is important to you but FFS most people struggle to remember other's names. Let's just start with; "Hi my name is Renton, I like to be referred to as Renton, not Rents, Rennie, Reno, Tons, just fucking Renton, that way there is no need to refer to me as a pronoun."

@Monkeys Fist one for you and the shed Gazza - she has a bit of the Selma about her. Enjoy mate.

What a day for noise music! If anyone was into Godflesh, this is a project Justin Broadrick is involved in. His band Jesu is interesting if you like a bit of shoegaze with your post-metal aka slowcore.

And VBoy have got a new album.

You lucky bastards, they're doing a show in Glasgow in November! And this is fuck off impressive!

Spray bottle guy is just slightly out of time that it ruins the whole piece, shame as the guy on the bass pedals and uke is killing it. @Gemmill I found something in the same vein you might like? Anyone seen Swans in concert. Amazing, ear bleeding experience, the loudest band I've ever seen. First time I saw them they had just released this album (The Seer), so imagine what it was like in a mid size venue at extreme volume. Ended up paying $5 ofr industrial foam type ear plugs from the merch stand, they must have made a fortune on them that night.

Never understood why this cunt has gotten so many clean slates. Rafa had him sussed. As for Lascelles, sorry but time to move him on. We'd be better off blooding some of the young'uns if we get that desperate. The captaincy needs to go the Trips this season and nice guy or not, Jamal is worth more now than after 12 months of him sitting on the bench.

Probably because it's bollocks that Citeh are interested, plus it's not as if Jesus has good things to say about playing for Pep.

Can we not send the U23s, with this lot, off for a game against the "Embassy" 11? Watch these cunts beg to sign for a championship club when they are told they're in the team!

Don't you be dishing young Charlotte, if she's not good with numbers you might be able to convince her 7" is 10" or in Gemmill's case 2" is 4"!

Where's that Paqueta gif????

I know and most of the world outside of the locals would have laughed their tits off but "we can't be funding that sort of malarky!"

How the fuck did you end up here? It's amusing the big poo and the big potato are beside each other in the list (I know it's alphabetical) because the big potato looks like someone just dropped a huge rusty nugget off on the side of the road. I had a great documentary series proposal called Big, Wierd and Wonderful which involved tripping around Australia and ripping the piss at things, including the obsession with "big" things. Allegedly no-one is interested in laughing at our cultural stupidity!

Yes sounds like Triple J, especially in Adelaide, plac is full of god bothers and serial killers! The rocking horse just sounds like your run of the mill weirdo, plenty of those about.

When did arse become a swear word? 😉

When was this because the only station that gets away with expletives is the national youth network Triple J, there is a moral code of conduct that both free to air TV and radio have to follow and expletives between 5am and 8:30pm are a definite no no. Triple J no one gives a fuck and all the DJs these days are a bunch of cunts.

That was regional Australia in the 90s though. Good mate of mine lives down that way these days and it's still a timewarp, they have finally made the 1990s and (some) things are open on the weekend.

Yeah I don't think HMHM could even get that far, I think he just got a not available in your country, @Howmanheyman?

Fishing village for a vegetarian, yeah can imagine you were impressed.

Scott, any chance you can see if you can get onto Optus? https://sport.optus.com.au/