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I hooked the fuckers out of my life and I’ve been free as a birdie ever since!

Even less chance of the football? Two bank holidays in quick succession (unlike Chuck)? #princeofpegging gets a new handle?

FFS Jean Luc Goddard and Uncle Jack both on the same day - RIP you film legends. https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2022/sep/13/uncle-jack-charles-indigenous-actor-and-activist-dies-aged-79 https://www.theguardian.com/film/2022/sep/13/jean-luc-godard-giant-of-the-french-new-wave-dies-at-91

Or in exchange for a six pack of hefe weissen if you know where CT lives.

National public (Bank) holiday here on Thursday 22/09, got a day in lieu on Friday 23rd, so four day weekend for some of us and the lovely Ms_Nb has zero interest in watching anything to do with the royals! Fucking win for us sunburnt scousers! [/stevie]

Fucking Bruno has obviously turned you then!

Fuck you Robin, I'd just logged out! Give over man, she can't have everything!

Fuck yeah, I'm up for that but be prepared when I don't sound like Jimbo and I'm a shite load funnier than Davey!

Also why does the Queen get two minutes? I always thought it was a minutes silence (or applause depending). Is there a scale of silences I've been unaware of for the last 54 years? WTF!

FYI make sure you go to Zagreb and not Melbourne if you want big Dukes as the first guest as the big fella's not be back to Australia for years. He's easy to find as he owns the only coffee shop in Croatia that is showing the aerial ping pong.

This should be NZ’s first president. I’d take him for here as no doubt he’d be better than some of the Galahs that will be suggested. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CGUGsPLg_Tw

No one needs to see shit cooking, although I have no doubt the internet is full of pictures of it actually happening. Instead have a guitar skillet.

See the Swedes have decided their ayran roots are the way of the future. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/sep/11/swedish-election-exit-polls-far-right

All thise shitty egg games have almost points scoring ways. It’s like someone went “let’s have an easy way of scoring some points, just incase they’re not good enough to get the big prize!” And then the oirish thought it was a good idea anarl, I’m sure there is a joke in there somewhere.

This FTW. It’s doing my head in atm with all the pro-republic politicans going “now is not the time to talk about being a republic!” Actually yes now is the exact time to talk about it, before the gormless cunt Chuck gets his hooks into things. As colonies we actually pay these cunts and then when they wish to tour the antipodes to “touch” their subjects, we also have to pay for that! Fuck’em. Robert Smith’s best work since Disintegration is what he says about the royals.

Forgot about those weirdo fucks. I believe they have return the butcher’s jacket and hats to their rightful owners and now as a professional sport wear more appropriate garb. Stupidly they’ve missed a trick as those had more sponsorship real estate they could have sold! They still wave their arms, sans flags, like they are directing parking planes! Fuck I hate that cunt of a game. BTW Viduka is a huge Collingwood fan who are black and white stripe gurnsies (yes the stupid cunts can’t even call them shirts or jerseys) and allegedly that was one of the reasons he wanted to sign for the toon.

So that’s that confirmed Tom, CT has a cheap set of near new clubs in the garage somewhere for you when you are ready.

That fucked up game the Oirish convicts brought with them but then found the ruling types only had egg balls and cricket pitches so the cunts stuck 8 sticks in the ground and tried to call it football, you know aerial ping pong! No one gets a holiday for the thugby league grand final, Victorian cunts! Egg chasers, cunts the lots of them.

We've got one here too. Cunts have only gone and made it Thursday so we have to go back to work on Friday, unless you are from Victoria who have their weird arse aerial ping pong Grand Final day public holiday on Friday - double cunts!

Fucking horrible game, only slightly made better with alcohol.

You need to a grip on yourself young'un - it's not like Carter Altman is reaching her peak anytime soon!

Wonder Woman Jr?

Anyone for a chip of the old block??? 😍

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