sammynb

Has me mistaken with michael jackson

Hopefully some of the players have heard of the bounty and think it isn't such a bad plan. Worked for the Australian national team recently and look what happened there they got rid of a clueless no tactics manager and got Guus Hiddink!

Wonder if meenzer is the marriage celebrant? No meenzer's got more taste than that hasn't he.

Fuck that thought is just wrong and scary! More likely Souness announcing his resignation.

has me mistaken for someone he knows.

Doves - the last broadcast

thought yentil was lentil.

See I told you. You're right Alex their wrong! Opps. Probably should of had another couple of beer with lunch.

Probably will be for us when Lyon use all their new found cash to buy the same 3 players we want.

I know somewhere Jesus will weep but they're right Alex, you're wrong, it's shit!

No I did thanks for your concern though Gemmill.

So according to this if you're right on the money for every even length above 4" you have pay two lots of tax!

But it's not Friday and I only got to watch the match last night! Given Bowyer Boumsong

Right that's twice now peg! Three times and you get a It might not be matching heart pubes but:

Yes and no manc. When SLP used at at me the other day yes it pissed me off (and then I got over it) but then I saw how much people use it on N-O. And as someone said it is usually those with single figure IQs whenever someone posts something they disagree with. It just doesn't argue anything except a lack of understanding of the term. You know if people actually wrote: And Jesus wept because you're fucking wrong! Then it would be used correctly.

Blasphemer

Doves - lost souls

There seems to be a belief by a few posters on this forum and on newcastle-online that if someone says something you don't agree with or something that annoys you, that it is a great comeback to write: Jesus wept! Well I don't know about you but it fucking shits me, not because I'm religious because I'm not. But because the people that use it think they are being all mighty when actual fact they don't even know what it truely means. From wikipedia: It is a metaphor for a lack of faith not because someone disagrees with you.

Swap him for Benni McCarthy

Mr Horse. "No sir I don't like it!"

didn't comment on his preferred pitch's condition.

Fucking hell, another plastic, fair weather toon fan! Just watch I bet when the team stops winning or "clive's" favourite player Ameobi who he follows to every club he's every played for, leaves us!

supergrass - supergrass

What was it that Chodo boy said in Orgazmo (the movie by South Park's Trey Parker): "Hey Orgazmo, if you shave it it looks bigger!" Maybe that can fix both your plastic surgery concerns Jimbo! 12699[/snapback] Already tried that ! 12818[/snapback] Here was I thinking what have I done, no-one has an opinion on this, come back to the board in the morning and all inhibitions are lost. Jimbo you are correct it was someone else that said they shaved to make it look bigger but you are guilty of: http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...indpost&p=12818 Back to the topic at hand, I've always been a fan of the smooth and bald friend, previously shaved but now freshly waxed versions. There is nothing like it when you get to spend hours exercising one's tongue. I don't even mind the stubble look but there is nothing worse than a gorgeous, tasty girl choking you to death as her legs tighten around your head, forcing your face into the hairy, convusing monster! As for all your razor fearing guys, try a set of clippers that way you can look like you care but you don't have to worry about drawing blood!

Has got me thinking about getting out of work and off to meet up with a similar type girl.