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Alex you bitch, that's not fair. I started at 7:00am it's 10:05pm now and I'm still here.

BORED

You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall???? 40690[/snapback] 5'8"!! 40702[/snapback] Oh no Gemmill don't tease me because I might be shorter than you, on no you'll make me cry

You're all just jelous because you have to go on your tiptoes to get to the teabags. 40683[/snapback] As opposed to being 5'8" able to control a football and having an average size cock that looks in proportion to the rest of me! Yeah I can see why you would want to be that tall????

SUNDERLAND!!! [Homer voice]Why I orta ....[/Homer voice] Gemmill, have you been told yet today? No? Well you f#%kin .... By the way my meteoric rise is much more like a Souness lead revival

He has both, just not in abundance. 40624[/snapback] Well I'll say this Gemmill, at least he knows how to use the quote and bold functions on this board, unlike YOU!

Hey I'm not in the top 100 in the word for sportsdag, there is no doubt that I'm not spesh.

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken 40611[/snapback] Not at all petal 40612[/snapback] Petal???

Oh dear. Contraversial! Well as I'm just about to fill up my hot water bottle and snuggle up in bed, I shall leave this one for the Genius when he gets here....... 40610[/snapback] Chicken

Yeah but Cath it's not as if he has looks or brains, so I figure we can give in to him when it comes to nerdy online games!

Stop bragging Cath, some of us are just chuffed we have finally made a profit!

[credits roll] And don't forget to tune in next week to find out what happens to Graeme and Kieran while training in the very hard fibre sand area. And will Anal finally get his Emerton, that and much more in another hilarious episode of "But my feeling is ..." [/credits roll]

I'm having a shite day at work, the fourth in a row, so Fuck off Alex. 40578[/snapback] 40587[/snapback] 40588[/snapback] Sorry like, I can get abusive if you want or start discussing The Ashes 40592[/snapback] Sticks and stone may break my bones but cricket loses will never hurt me

He's not the only one pud.

I'm having a shite day at work, the fourth in a row, so Fuck off Alex. 40578[/snapback] 40587[/snapback]

I'm having a shite day at work, the fourth in a row, so Fuck off Alex.

Sitting in the stands injured.

Is no longer the number of the beast but likes to sing [metal falsetto] run to the hillllllllss. run for your lie-i-ife. [/metal falsetto]

You are fucking kidding aren't you? A Stanley Krubrick film that he wanted to produce and Spielberg to direct, then he died before he actually gets to make it so Spielberg finishes it by himself. It has all the qualities of a Krubrick but with a slightly different sheen as he always wanted Spielberg to direct it as he felt it was out of his league technically. 39400[/snapback] Pretentious!!! 40505[/snapback] pre·ten·tious (pr-tnshs) adj. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. Making or marked by an extravagant outward show; ostentatious. Nah, don't think so. Maybe I can appreciate a film that has a bit more than a few things blowing up and a topless model as the female lead. Maybe that just makes me part of the: au·di·ence (ôd-ns) n. The spectators or listeners assembled at a performance, for example, or attracted by a radio or television program. The readership for printed matter, as for a book. A body of adherents; a following: The tenor expanded his audience by recording popular songs as well as opera. An opportunity to be heard or to express one's views. The act of hearing or attending.

supergrass - road to rouen

What do you mean not in one go? It's only an 8 hour trip, what is wrong with you man? We use to drive down on a Friday night to spend the weekend and then drive home. You English, travel 20 miles down the road to a difference city and you're fucked!

Well even the US thought that it was better to have the USSR with them that against them in time of battle!

It's an indigenous word meaning between the mountains and the sea (which also translates into 1800s English as a great place to mine coal and produce steel!)

6.4 40086[/snapback] So you're in front of most of China! Big deal. (I hate this fookin thing, it makes no sense or should that read no cents?) 40098[/snapback] Aye I noticed you've been making a loss like. *pulls spaz face* 40104[/snapback] True, a major loss! But don't worry Gemmill, I've got it sussed now and I should be broke by the end of next week. 40105[/snapback] You've got to realise that some geezer playing for Woolongong Wolves isn't going to make the headlines over here Sammy 40118[/snapback] You know the funny thing about that Alex, is I actually played for the club that bought the Wollongong Wolves (they were Fairy Meadow United) when they went into receivership in the late 80s. And as a kid because I live for a time in the "Gong" (yes it is a hole) use to go watch them play every other weekend.