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should know I was only sorting the chaff from the wheat.

Fuck our club is cheap! We sign the smoggie's rising star and they give him Owen's shirt for fuck sake. It's not as if ironing on Kane would cost any more in letters that Owen!

Wants to how he can join the church of steak slapping later day voodoo saints.

elbow - cast of thousands brmc - howl Reminds me of Darklands by jmc when they lost their noise.

fookin Colin Montgomerie! What was I thinking investing in an British golf player

Yeah like everyone remembers Traci Lords for her pop songs meenzer!

That's a bit long and the acronym, Ctpwfsywrno doesn't really work. How about: Can't understand nerdy teen sex. or People obsessing over fans shoes. or Britney isa twat every musician envies. or Sounds Horrible It'll Top Everywhere. (Sorry about those.)

porn or pop star? I got 80%. I at least knew my porn stars.

I'm amazed you can carry anything in your pockets Jimbo. I would of thought with your obsession they would be holy and an access at anytime area.

Real first name: steven (I know, I know!) Nickname: sammy Age: 37 Occupation: producer/editor Location: sydney, just down the road from newcastle. Language(s) spoken? english and enough french to order rabbit for dinner. Avatart - why? none Previous avatarts? me, nicky butt traitor and souness fucking nufc Tell us when you first joined the boards? not that long ago, august Board highlights? mkaing the gold section with jesus wept and pubes or no pubes threads Board lowlights? the constant Bellmay arguments, he's gone let's let go people. What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? travelling Pets? nope I play a bit like.... gazza, in his later years. great passing and vision but to lazy to chase 20 year olds the length of the pitch. Football heroes? pedro, rob lee, nobby solano, johnny warren and waddle. Football villains? savage, wise, cole (for his lack of repect after he left) and I fuckin hate roy keane. Best advice given? Never had any advice from Shay. Ideal partner? Unfortunately she left me. Ideal dinner date? See above. Ideal meal? Depends but usually involves various meats. Can you cook? Dam straight Current wheels? Two, a highly modified 1986 Subaru Rx Turbo that I'm building for competition and a 1973 Holden HQ Premier that I'm driving until the other is finished and then it will be restored. Biggest influence? Jen my mother, strongest person I've ever meet. My arse of a father for everything I will never be. TV programmes? Football. Law and Order. Good British drama. Burger and chips or fish and chips? Fish, grilled. Chinese or indian? What do you order? Lamb pancakes, crispy skin chicken, cha sui buns. Not big on indian food. Favourite tunes? swervedriver, jesus and mary chain, my bloody valentine, I seem to have a genre don't I? Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? They're both a bit Sam Fox aren't they. Can I have Aria Giovanni if I have to choose a large breasted woman? George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? As actors they are both ok, as people neither. Favourite film? Blade Runner If I won a million pounds.... make my first feature film. Age first drunk alcohol? First drink? Didn't drink until I was 19 as I played football seriously, probably vodka. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Yes and ended up at a catholic school because of it. Favourite insult? Don't have one in particular but I think a witty retort is far greater than a simple fuck you. Not a lot of people know that...... I'm covered in tattooes. Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? $600 on french lingerie for my ex. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 4 shoes but 5 pairs of football boots. I'm obsessed with..... football in rugby/cricket/aerial ping pong playing country. In 5 years time, I hope to be.... alive, creating something to make an audience think and question their beliefs and sober

They were a Australian (Adelaide) punk band from the late 80s, early 90s. They did a couple of interesting things but mainly they were just good noise to pogo and get drunk to. But as a boy band, I can't see it unless there is a new market for boy bands in bad fitting jeans, flanelette shirts, gym boots and 120 bpm white noise.

Rapist???? You want to reconsider that statement sima?

really wants to tar and feather the fish and then touch him in that special way.

Easily but not directly from his employer. Rob the money for successful drivers is in their endorsements. Sponsors pay a phenomenal amount for the right to be with drivers and someone like Button who is a relatively successful Englishman in a money rich sport (which I thought you once argued isn't really a sport???) is very successful.

Could be worse Cath considering some of the jobs nurses are required to do!

Bollocks! I'm sick to death of the "Bellamy should be here" or "Bellamy should have gone" argument but lets stick to the truth. He faked his injury at training (for which he should of been fined but wasn't), then he travelled to London as instructed where he was told he wasn't even on the bench and "Souness" told the media it was because he was injured. Bellamy opened his oversized gob and the rest is history. He is gone, we now have a far superior player and we are stuck with some serious questions about our manager's man management skills.

And he's an Australian!

should be so kind as to make others think I'm special

Definitely Carr. It was more like a clip across the top of the head with Carr's foot. The funniest bit was the fact that Bellars didn't expect it. He was on the ground playing for the foul, clutching a leg as if he was injured and next thing he knows is a foot clipping him across the top of his head.

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Owen or Shearer Man U or Chelsea - But getting sick of their cashed up, buy the world attitude. (But don't mind the bargains they keep selling us.) Ireland or Scotland Club or Country CL Final or League Champions Everton or Blackburn - It's like comparing two different dog poos you just trod in. Chelsea or Arsenal - See poo v chelski answer. Celtic or Rangers - Motherwell Souness or New Manager - Even Glen Roeder will be better (just).

Sounds like the plot for a British version of Weekend at Bernies. 35114[/snapback] They have already produced the British version of Weekend at Bernies, remember back in the 60s and 70s? I can see it now: Carry on the Souness! Staring Sid James Alan Shearer And the bint in pink.

Does anyone remeber Shearer delivering his lines in Purely Belter? He looked like someone in the wardrobe department forgot to tape the coat hanger out of his shirt before he put it on.

That's interesting I heard the recall was because he keeps blowing a gasket!

Knows to much about me if they can recognise my poo!