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Geordie Fish wakes up one morning and he feels good. Looking at the woman he's just spent a wonderful evening with, she opens her eye sleeply. "You know you're so much better than mum," says Geordie Fish. "Yeah dad says that too."

Writes with a lisp and really wants to be the bbc's dirty little sexthing.

I wrote her off for the tenth time today And practiced all the things I would say But she came over I lost my nerve I took her back and made her dessert Oh I know I'm being used That's okay man cause I like the abuse Oh I know she's playing with me That's okay cause I've got no self esteem We make plans to go out at night I wait till 2 then I turn out the light All this rejection's got me so low If she keeps it up I just might tell her so When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh Now I'll relate this little bit That happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Oh I know I should say no but It's kind of hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb, but I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucker with no self esteem When she's saying, oh, that she wants only me Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends When she's saying, oh, that I'm like a disease Then I wonder how much more I can spend Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right? Yeah-eh-eh

Geordie fish is 18 years of age and finally loses his virginity. Excited he decides to go tell his father whom is having a quiet pint of dog doon pub. Eventually after skipping across toon GF arrives at the pub and finds his da. "Papa papa," cries Geordie fish, "I'm so excited I've just had the most amazing experience. I've found someone and we have made mad, passionate love all night. I'm no longer a virgin!" Pleased that his son has finally become a man, geordie fish's dad calls around all his mates and announces, "this is my son and he been out fucking all night, I'm so proud, he is finally a man. Geordie fish, sit doon lad and share a beer in celebration with me and my mates." Surrounded by his father and all his mate a look of terror passes over GF's face, "but papa, papa I can't my arse is to sore!"

queensland? I maybe backward but at least I'm not an hour and 25 years behind the rest of the world, so that would be a no. Are you an ankle?

A hearth rug? In Australia? Look I know you are often keen for a splash or two of fresh water but your obsession with the dog's water bowl is beyond a joke. When is a horse a horse of course when it's not really a horse it just a geordie fish. Now down fideo, you're not going to get it doggie stlye here no matter how much you whine so back on your box.

While you're there could you give the lounge room a quick hoover and don't forget to flush the toilet after you have finishing eating your late night snack, ok fish face.

Actually caused me to laugh out loud making people several feet away from me wonder why I was laugh at someone else's little feat.

Yes, like others here we all know that Robson should of been moved upstairs at the end of that season because the slide started and it was only because that season also saw a notable decline in the general opposition in the premier league. that we maintained the 4th position.

See you've now seen it, haven't you? Yes Nobby lost the ball, no disbutes there but he was looking for someone and as was the team for most of the game, no-one made themselves available. Now what happens in the box just before the goal? Watch the reverse angle replay, it is obvious.

And the other half of the world is still shaking their heads that Liverpool finished 4th that season and then went on to be European champions! Mute point really as it applies to many teams, whereas we had a history the previous two seasons.

Agreed and losing the ball in the oppositions half with more defenders than the oppositions attackers behind you doesn't constitute fault in my opinion. And here in lies where we differ in footballing opinions.

Muscat! That prick doesn't play football does he? Story you will enjoy about Muscat. When he decided to return to Australia to play in the A-League he contacted the football federation and asked if playing here in the national league would affect his chances of making the national team to which they replied, of course not. So he returns get picked for one of the friendly games and then as soon as the qualifiers come along he's told he's out of the team and they pick Tony Vidmar (for fuck sake Vidmar) ahead of him. Then the team qualifies and he knows he will be nowhere near germany unless he goes to Europe for his holidays.

You think? Pass the ball backwards? that's what the team did for about 80% of the game, we were in their half and attacking. Shakermaker, I'm not picking on him because he is shit but because he played like shit and made two major errors. Ramage was actually covering whoever it was that was coming down the wing, Bramble didn't go to the ball, he didn't go to the unmarked man that was next to him when he was being directed - watch the game again if you don't believe me. As for the bit in bold, get a grip. I call it as I see it. No-one is a scapegoat in my opinion but those that fuck up will be told they fucked up. 59264[/snapback] bramble headed back to cover,right thing to do,would you rather he just ran to a man and tried to stick with him 40yds out ?ramage was first to crespo,good work!,neither got a tackle or block in,poor by both,now go back and look at where and how solano lost the ball !!!! 59268[/snapback] Sorry but you're talking out your arse. A bit like your comment on Hughes in the Dyer thread. To prove the point I will post pics from the game for you tomorrow. I suppose you are going to tell us next that the pass for the first goal from Bramble was Nobby's fault because it was meant to be to him.

Want another hint or two? He was the first Australian to play in a FA Cup final and the team he played for hasn't been in the top flight since he played for them.

yes, that's a hard one. I'm thinking but I doubt I'd get it. Give us a clue then.....which decade? 59262[/snapback] I won't tell you what decade but what I can tell you is he is the captain of their "all time team".

You think? Pass the ball backwards? that's what the team did for about 80% of the game, we were in their half and attacking. Shakermaker, I'm not picking on him because he is shit but because he played like shit and made two major errors. Ramage was actually covering whoever it was that was coming down the wing, Bramble didn't go to the ball, he didn't go to the unmarked man that was next to him when he was being directed - watch the game again if you don't believe me. As for the bit in bold, get a grip. I call it as I see it. No-one is a scapegoat in my opinion but those that fuck up will be told they fucked up.

Edit: After further thought I bet all of the above, with possibily the exception of oasis, would name the velvet underground, the stooges, bowie, mc5 as influences before they even thought about who the fuck U2 are.

Craig Johnstone and for Liverpool? just a wild guess 59251[/snapback] Not even close plus Craig decided he was English and played for the England U21s.

How you doing fish face? You know last night I had this dream, well it wasn't so much a dream but it was a vision, well it wasn't so much a vision but it was a drug induced trip and in it you were real, like I mean really real as in you actually existed and then you had stomach cramps and disappeared down the lavatory.

Fuck me it's an all horse singing sigur ros cover ban

Who and who?

Maybe, he was out of work at the time etc. The bit in bold says it all though for me. 58540[/snapback] You never know if that cute lass, standing all alone at the bar for the last half hour or so, is single and gagging for it. She may have caught your eye and smiled at you but until you walk up and talk to her how do you know she's not interested? Sound familiar? Mind you fat freddy is better with hookers isn't he? Like Souness, you know what you're getting from the moment you open your wallet!

A tougher one for you Omar. Q. Who was the first Australian to play professionally in the top flight of English football and for which club?