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Toon playing on a Thursday? this season? [/pedant] 62316[/snapback] It's Tuesday and I'm still gutted about Sunday's performance! [/reality]

fish let's not make a habit of this but it appears we finally agree on something.

Well probably best to die happy at the thought of getting a ticket instead of after the concert, disappointed and jaded by their uninspired performance. Enjoy it magelaide

I know the first bit is old, but the second bit made me chuckle. 62306[/snapback] Alternatively:

WOMAN'S DIARY v MEN'S DIARY WOMAN'S DIARY: Thursday 20th Sept 2005 Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him - thought it might be that. The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat. All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in. He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed. I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold. Cried myself to sleep -I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else. MAN'S DIARY: Thursday, 20th September 2005 Toon lost. Gutted. Got a shag though.

Where is the Aaron Hughes option? Remember when he was being touted as the next captian? Seamus for me. Who cares if he is keeper?

George Robledo? 61808[/snapback] And his brother, Edward. Q. Name the two keepers that have scored goals in an English premier league match? 62247[/snapback] George came first by a couple of months.... Q. Which captain lifted three different trophys in three successive seasons at Wembley? 62255[/snapback] Did he? . I thought they signed together as part of the deal to get George.

What he said.

Brad Freidel and Peter Schmeichel ? 62251[/snapback] You had been waiting for that one hadn't you jimbo.

George Robledo? 61808[/snapback] And his brother, Edward. Q. Name the two keepers that have scored goals in an English premier league match?

So? 61845[/snapback] What do you mean so? You said it all in the comment in bold. I'm just bored with the constant "but if we had got the penalty" or whatever alternative argument people like to throw out there to support our hard luck. Truth is Gemmill even if the player hadn't been on the post, chances are Martyn would of saved it. Mind you if I wasn't ginger or you weren't ginger or if Souness wasn't manager or fat Freddy wasn't fat or if pud was crouch like or or or Newcastle may have still lost.

Problem is he doesn't even know his best position.

I was talking to an Australian co-driver yesterday who was at the rally of Australia last month and they had been speaking to Colin McRae about Richard. McRae had been to see him not long after his operation and Burn's was so bad he didn't remember his colleague and after it was explained to him who McRae was, he asked what rallying was? Imagine being a world champion at your sport and having no recollection of it!

You're not filling me with confidence regarding your beer choices wellsy! Dogbolter? Coopers? Even that WA barley beer (sorry name escapes me at the moment)? Instead New and carlton's equally horrible piss! By the way wellsy, fosters in the UK is better than the piss they serve here under the same name but it's still piss.

That's it Lou, I'm hurt now! I can't believe you don't care. I'm only trying to save you from the indignity of falling for a motor racer, unless of course you're happy to be the one he comes home to after a big weekend with the "pit" chicks! As a footballer I have to agree, as a conversationalist and general all round human being I think god may have turned his back on him a while ago.

Aye but if i have 4 stella I can feel a bit groggy the next day , want to be my best fighting wait for the pub this afternoon. 61431[/snapback] Fair enough, Fosters is poo anyways. I had $5 pints of Tooheys New last night it was great. Cheapest i have ever seen basically. Wooo 61438[/snapback] Wellsy, not that I'm supporting the drinking of Fosters but how you can give anyone shit for drinking that and you're pushing pints of fucking New down your gullet is a bit rich. At the moment anything, with the exception of their black ales, made by carlton or tooheys is just piss.

But Lou he proposed to the ex, Louise Griffiths, only for her to dump him (bad in bed was the rumour allegedly) and now she's hooked up with Bruce Willis! He's damage goods girl and a ho!

Lou, the way the fish has trouble standing on his own two feet the pair of you might be safer on a tandem.

Can't argue Something I found interesting that was mentioned in the tv coverage is the fact Newcastle currently has the worst discipinary record in the premier league! Has anyone else considered the fact that because of the way Souness constantly blames referees for bad decisions that "cost us the game" and our current "proper" player performances in leading the yellow cards for the season so far, that it is being reflected in official's decisions against Newcastle? (Wasn't there also a stat that whilst Souness was in charge of rovers they never won a penalty decision?)

I'd be happy with a new and competent manager for the toon.

Sorry Lou, hate to be a downer but it appears you have a bit of competition. Jenson recently broke up with: And has since been seen with: And The dirty ho that he is!

I don't know nut it looked like Martyn had it covered. Forget Souness's lack of tactics, the injury excuse or whatever else you want to blame, the team has absolutely no desire. There is no movement off the ball. With few exceptions they are always second to a loose ball, they get turned by talentless opposition, some players find it easier to fall over in the hope of gaining a free kick than standing up and fighting for position and let's not even talk about their passing. At the moment there isn't really anything positive in the team's play and when they have a moment of good possession it always breaks down with the same players giving the ball away cheaply with a stray pass.

It was on here live at 12:30am this morning, mind you after watching it my time might of been better sleeping.

On the telly the Everton fans sounded like the whinging scouse makems they are. Everytime one of our players brings a ball down on their chest the call of hand ball screams through the audio. Our lot were great as always, singing, not that there was much to sing about. Have to disagree about Shearer he looked dreadful today, off the pace and Parker looked like he cared but have to agree about the rest - if the team actually looked like they gave a shit we all know we'd never lose to such a shit team.

triffids compilation I burnt from vinyl