sammynb

Tool! eye this off!

Always wished he could experience a Kojak kodak moment.

Pol Pot

Thinks Kojak was as big as sucker as the chuppa chup he was always sucking on.

is currently assembling the alied thumbs into a nato like force as the eastern block thumbs continue their march on North Thumbia

pide

Ross Noble on the radio.

And you thought I was in for a hard time marking you, didn't you?

assimilate

Try adultm@tchmaker.com - you can buy anything there, including scone luuurving wimin

How the fuck do you mix the Jam in with that lot????

fruit not "fruit" meenzer

After enjoying the complete people got from jonny's advice needed thread and the ELO responses it got me thinking about the absolute shite music my father use to listen to when I was a kid, Bob Seger and the Silver bullet band, Judy Tzuke, all Dolly Parton's big h(t)its. If it was shit and mainstream he seemed to listen to it and in turn forced it upon us. So what gems stay with you and get you the stares of horror as you sing-a-long with it as it blasts out over the shop you're standing in pa?

Y(a) pear - fucking auto correct keeps changing it to you pear!

cabbage

Alex the seal! (our lips are sealed: the go go's)

Souness' average says it all really. How can a manager that is averaging 4.34 out of ten for his performances be seen as taking the club forward? The whole thing actually makes for interesting reading. Our best player of the season can only manage an 7.11 rating!

And show her how sophisticated you are by serving her Long Island ice tea with your scones/crumpets instead of earl grey.

souness/fuckwit/souness/fuckwit/souness/fuckwit (delete where appropriate)

angst

Lou, Souness is ruining all our fun - never have so many fans left so low about our team. If look at the level of expectation we have been reduced to with having him in charge it is depressing.

Like the fish is easily confused, unlike the fish is actually interesting.

Maybe but wasn't their partnership the reverse of Bellars and Shearer? Anelka was the runner and Owen the finisher. And Houllier didn't sign him for other reasons.

Is going to find the fish some glasses so he can read the bit in bold.

Is wrong! Again! Eyeing off is the correct term and spelling. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=eyeing