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There is that infamous story about a university biology class where the lecturer is discussing the glucose content in sperm. Not believing the lecturer one of the female students raises her hand and asks "if there is so much glucose in sperm, how come it doesn't taste sweet?" Realising what she has just done as the class breaks into fits of laughter, she gets up and makes for the door, only to hear the lecturer respond, "that's because your sweet tastebuds are on the tip of your tongue!"

"When we first arrived at the ground Deano wanted to know where the tactics were and after I finally talked him through how to find them, he went and ate them all the bastid! Mind you he has a really minty fresh breath now."

But if you're interested in double teaming with me on Sandra Bullock catmag, I'll be able to confirm or deny if she really is posting here 86889[/snapback] Oh, I'm beautifuller than her an'all Only just mind. 86896[/snapback] Excellent, so you're in! What a double team act for Sandra!

Like I said in a previous thread a while ago (but I asked the question if he had aids), will the club ever admit to it in fear of him being unable play again after other players protest his presence?

But if you're interested in double teaming with me on Sandra Bullock catmag, I'll be able to confirm or deny if she really is posting here

I'm beautifuller tho tbh 86801[/snapback] That wouldn't be hard! Julia Robert has to be one of the most over-rated, fugly, wooden actors working today. (And that's no reflection on catmag).

86796[/snapback] Club "insider"!

no brainer. Gotta be the Souey 86821[/snapback] I would say Kenny D tbh. Turned us from title challengers to lower-mid table medocrity. Fucking hate him. 86822[/snapback] So 4th, 3rd and then 5th isn't title challenging??? As far as I'm concerned they both should be hung, drawn and quartered for what they have done to our club respectively.

You're going to Brisvegas??? Mags why, oh why? It was actually aimed at our English friends and their 3 hour jaunts to Europe but hey if you wanna talk the talk. 23hr to Frankfurt - 26 if you include the stop over in Dubai. 24hr to laandan. I don't know what the states is but I've been invited to a wedding in Woodstock this year, so I hate to think how long it's going to take to get there.

86395[/snapback] And you bastids don't know what a long haul flight is btw tbh

For a moment there I thought you were going to tell us Jim's back and it was just a big marketing scam!

That would be just like us. Bowyer and Barton in the same team

Middle of summer and there was dew covering the ground this morning, what the fuck is going on??? It's summer for god sake!

No I'm not taking the mickey, after school I completed an apprenticeship in plant mechanics, heavy machinery/trucks/earthmoving equipment but it was more an opportunity to get a trade because the city I was living in was in recession. Since going back to university and ending up in television I specialise in producing motor racing/automotive productions and was very involved in producing rallying programs - hence the return to mechanics and building my own car (which is the same as the first Subaru Possum Bourne rallied in the late 80s). So no I'm not taking the piss - just frustrated at the moment because all I want to do is get the thing out of the garage and I though you might have a word of wisdom. As for hill climbs being boring, well it is a low cost but competitive motor sport and the events here are quite challenging, more like a tarmac rally stage up a hill.

It's not just the reclining seat thing though, people generally turn to arses on a plane. On the way home from my last trip to England, I was sat next to this young couple, Laandan ravers from the little bit I actually spoke to them. Anyway here we are in the centre of the plane, three of us with four seats. So what do the inconsiderate pricks do? She moves into spare seat, which is between us so he can spread out over two seats! After 3 hours of this, including her watching the "inflight" entertainment at full volume, constantly getting up and down, I decided to do a Gemmill and blow a fuse, very calmly asking them to fuck off back to their own seats. It was a distinct lack of conversation after that, prats.

But is he charv enough to get the txt spk rght or does he dictate it to his PA?

Toonraider, I remember you mentioning a while ago that your husband is involved in motor racing but I can't remember what category it is. Over the last year I've been building a Subaru for hillclimbing and rallycross and I'm about a couple of hours away from running the new engine in but everytime I go to bolt on that last piece, something else isn't quite right! Does he suffer the same thing or is it all off the shelf, piece of piss as they say?

You have made 65 gallons and 542.45126 lbs. of Jizz, Congrats! If you lined up your ejaculations in 1 inch pools end to end it would stretch the length of 3.4666666666667 football fields! You have killed approximately 2,246,400,000,000 little swimmers. You have killed 12480 kittens. Hey it's not just about wanking though, is it? (Mind you you should see this kinky bondage lesbians site I've found!!! What some girls can do with rope and an electrical charge is just amazing).

Pardon??? To get anywhere here in a reasonable timeframe or to go anywhere from here it inevitably involves a big kero burner. Worst I had was travelling to Cobar for work. 2 hours in a 9 seat twin prop plane bouncing due to turbulance from the summer heat and then an hour after arriving going down into a gold mine! My ears seem to pop for days.

85842[/snapback] And yet Souness also is lacking in a full Pro Coaching Licence isn't he? 85891[/snapback] He most probably has got it, but like so many people with qualifications, they totally lack skills ! 85893[/snapback] Does he? I remember not long after he took control, ok kick Bellars and had a hissy fit at Robert, it was mentioned he could only be in charge until 20?? because he didn't have the appropriate qualifications but had until then to get them!

85842[/snapback] And yet Souness also is lacking in a full Pro Coaching Licence isn't he?

Glad to see the french in general are still coming to grips with the concept of grooming! There is more hair there than on the heeds of the average mid-50s male.

There is a rumour that "allegedly" if we come back in for Bellars at some point he can return if he wants. Can't see it happening but possible for a club that has a habit of fucking up the details in the contracts of the players they loan out, so they can play and inevitably score against us.

I dunno.... were the Germans wrong to elect Hitler? 85041[/snapback] No. 85051[/snapback] The jewish community may disagree with you there sima 85054[/snapback] Hitler never won an overall majority tbh. 85138[/snapback] And no-one invites the grim reaper but it still doesn't make him right!

I dunno.... were the Germans wrong to elect Hitler? 85041[/snapback] No. 85051[/snapback] The jewish community may disagree with you there sima