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People are forgetting Ashworths main job is to find and sign younger/youth players to strengthen the squad and youth teams. So the promise of possivle CL football/more opportunities to be in the first team squad make us more attractive than signing for Citeh or Chelsea where you basically sit in the stiffs or go out to a lower league club on loan.

Moyes is such a cunt.

FFS

There must be some Greek god holiday that the club can get Maxi a mid=game shithousery break for?

Who have we got to force the Ramadam break? Murphy must be a brother of Islam, no?

Wilson needed to put his foot through it.

How good is Murphy playing atm? Another Eddie success.

Paqueta will texting Bruno at half-time asking for Eddie's number.

Moyes must know he's next on the block, let's make it happen.

get the fuck in!

You just know the renovations include a new trophy cabinet!

They did and the stupid cunt that said no is now a beige boring twat. Sometime life gives you what you want, sometimes you get lucky and you end up with what you need, EH is exactly what we needed.

Ryuichi Sakamoto, RIP, cracking muso and decent actor in some great movies. You'd fall in!

How good was that sprint race? I cannot stand MM but he is riding the wheels off that POS bike, thing is he cannot keep doing it without coming unstuck. He's in his 30s now and his reflexes are not what they were, so it is only a matter of time before he comes off and hurts himself again. No one has got the pace of those Ducatis but it was god to see the KTM and the Aprillia up there and being close.

My first missus at the time was working on secondment for KPMG in their London office at the time and just by chance was in Newcastle for a meeting when the tickets went on sale and was lucky enough to get two. She knew I was coming over to see her for Easter and we'd planned a trip to Paris but after getting the tickets we went via Eindhoven. Was fucking amazing, the fans for both sides were great with each other and pub we stayed at couldn't understand why two Australians were there to see a Newcastle match. I remember there was a chip van in the city that made the best chips I've ever had, no you can keep the mayo thanks. Unfortunately that was also the last trip with the missus, as six months later she can home, packed up her stuff and fucked off to London permanently. Oh well, at least we didn't lose.

But the year is wrong, it was 2004.

One less acoustic guitar makes the world a better place.

Portugese first round of MotoGP this weekend and Saturday sprint races, giddyup.

You need to get your eyes checked mate.

Don't worry nephew, I'll give you access to to whatever streaming service it ends up being on, just as long as you stop banging the St Maxi drum.

You only got a 56k modem in Hobbiton?

Not the Jambos.

Garang Kuol just scored against Ecuador.