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I went to the opera in San Francisco. Chase me! La Boheme, directed by the bloke that did Moulin Rouge, Baz whatsisface. It actually wasn't that bad, but that's because they had subtitles - is that normal or is it just for the yanks?! 140557[/snapback] Do you mean that exported australian Baz Lurman Gemmill? It's just for yanks. You have to remember this is the country that had to have Australian/New Zealand/South African movies subtitled in the 70s and 80s because they couldn't understand the accents! Back to the topic, if you really want to impress her you could always take her to "The Church" on Sunday! But just don't drink to much aussie bitter as it makes West End (see seperate thread) taste like Chimay.

Not heard of van Persie then? 140658[/snapback] He's no Berkamp!

All the more reason to sign him before the WC before his price doubles. This club sometimes - . 139977[/snapback] Which part "not having any money " means 10mil+ plus to you? If we dont have ANY money to spend how can we sign him before the world cup? 139978[/snapback] I see your point. But if we can't afford him now, I can't see us being able to after the WC either. 139991[/snapback] Nee chance after Berkamp publicly declares him to be the Arsenal need to replace him!

Morning it is then. 139690[/snapback] Morning Oztralia! 139691[/snapback] Afternoon here babe Could of used young Pete between the goals this afternoon 139693[/snapback] Did you take a beating? 139694[/snapback] It wasn't good. When I'm in goals to make up the numbers because I can't play on the field, you know things are stretched, I fucking hate keeping.

Morning it is then. 139690[/snapback] Morning Oztralia! 139691[/snapback] Afternoon here babe Could of used young Pete between the goals this afternoon

Morning it is then.

??????? No bullshit. Genuine offer. I buy the spices from Indian shops and the recipes are in microsoft word format. Expected some flak for posting it though .... 139682[/snapback] Sorry LM, I meant Clueless (Souness). It would of at least got some of the shit out if him.

Real curry or that glowing toxic shite that you get in chip shops? 139530[/snapback] real curry. ... home cooked by an expert curry chef like me...anyone who wants recipes, pm me. Might need an e-mail address though [waiting for the sarcy comments ...... ] 139531[/snapback] A good curry probably would fixed clueless LM, why didn't you speak up earlier?

[scoobydoo]nice one shaggy![/scoobydoo]

No, it isn't. It's about helping the team win games. Who cares if Drogba only scored 12 last season (he had 11 assists, too--the highest of any striker), when Chelsea out-score every other club, including Arsenal and the Glams with their BiG nAmE strikers? Shrek and Horseface scored 37 of the Glam's 72 goals. Henry scored 27 of Arsenal's 68. If 30-45% of your goals are coming from one player, then your season practically depends on that player's fitness and each game depends a lot on one player's form. Much better to play a system that spreads the chances around. It's much easier to replace a striker that can jump well and pass a bit than it is to replace one who can score 20+ goals a season. Same goes for any player. The system is king. 139042[/snapback] Written by a person who's team has three of the most ineffective strikers in the league

How come they got a German manager and we didn't?

The first breaths of JMC. Psychocandy.

The last breaths of JMC. Munki.

All Chinese takeaways sell chips! In fact, most of them sell burgers, kebabs and pizza an'all 139191[/snapback] I knew we should have taken you to a decent chinese restaurant when you were here! Chips, burgers, pizza and kebabs how very english/italian/lebanese of the chinese. There would be a gang war here if a chinaman tried to sell a kebab.

Who the fuck orders chips at a chinese? Actually what chinese offers chips? Peking Duck, a good sang choy bow, yum cha if it's lunchtime but chips! WTF?

Still there meself.

Sober at last but he keeps saying, "where's me mum???"

I'm with you on this one Sammy - they seem to have a canny good team all round and, for a change, they seem to be going into a tournament with good team spirit. Gonna stick £20 on them. EDIT: Managed by Marco Van Baste iirc? *drools at the memories of MVB playing and wishes we could sign Kuyt and him turn out half as good* 139166[/snapback] They are paying 13/1 here so I'm putting a couple of hundred on them in the hope they will help pay for the tour of jormany.

Is this the Australian band featuring that slapper from Neighbours??? Fuck me they are shit. I had to direct a program which they were featured in and forgetting her arse, she is just fucking plain (that's when she could get the drummers tongue out of her mouth.) I wish Elvis would take them to the cleaners for that blatant rip off of pump it up.

We better sign him now because after he and the dutch win the world cup (and I'm not joking look at their run once they get out of the group stage) he is going to cost another 5 to 10M on the 10M they already want. Especially if the stories of the Arse being offered 50M for Henry are true.

And what's he going to be on, 3000 a week? Best keep him, pay him minimum (football) wage and hope the stiffs win a trophy, could be our only hope!

BRMC - Black rebel motorcycle club

Hope you showed her more than a bottle of brun! Fucking Slovenia is only a bus ride away compared to here.

I've been to Tasmania and Queenstown in South Noo Zarland - does that mean I won while I was there?