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Everything posted by sammynb
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Who the fuck cares if he's 21 or 28 if he can knock some goals in for us. Watching the 20 minutes Bellamy played for Pool in the charity/community/mcdonalds cup just made me sick to the stomach. Knowing what he is going to create for them, the fact that rovers made 3m+ profit on him in just 12 months and the fact we've got fuck all up front 3 days before the season's start. Twat or not his enthusiasm for the team he is playing is something I wish they could inject into some of our players.
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Ah that Woody Allen film, yeah I've seen that one. Great mise-en-scene and the use of montage was positively positive! Not tattooed or pierced honeys in it though
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ahhh...wanted to take him on my jollys if I get one booked in September... 179331[/snapback] Deported I'm afraid after his conviction in Deutchsland.
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What absolute filth! (Has got any pierced tattooed dorty girls in it?)
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If the shoe fits! Fuck me Gemmill, what have you taken up a habit and decided to become the nun that you are already getting? Get over it and do yourself a favour, ask smooty for the number for one of his "friends." 178573[/snapback] smooty? friends? 178643[/snapback] opps forgot the H! Teach me to go all english teacher on someone else's spelling in another thread.
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Whats the most you have ever paid for a meal?
sammynb replied to bobbyshinton's topic in General Chat
About 200GBP at a place in Shad Thames a couple of years ago. In Stuttgart went to a restaurant built in 1500 and the food was amazing but it was only 150 odd euros. $500 australian peso at a couple of local places down on Sydney harbour. There is a local German restaurant which the food is amazing but not to bad, $100 for two but their wine list include a grange for $3000 and a 1955 Bordeaux for $12000!!! -
Darn straight, you fucking hollywood swallowing, non art film, commercial music lover. (By the way was city clickers better than the shit comedy with billy crystal, city slickers?)
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The dead pan look on David Byrne's face when he sung the line in psycho killer, don't touch me I'm a real live wire, was just class. I remember my shite for music taste old man going, "look at him, yeah he's a real live wire!" Oh the irony.
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If the shoe fits! Fuck me Gemmill, what have you taken up a habit and decided to become the nun that you are already getting? Get over it and do yourself a favour, ask smooty for the number for one of his "friends."
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Haven't you heard, mushroom juice is all the rage. Girls love how it's white and creamy, salty at the back of their tongue and yet sweet and full of sugar when licked off another girls breast. (It does promote funny eating habits but hey what's it mater when it's all in the name of a trend.)
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Back to Newcastle's transfer policy, nayone else get the feeling the fat man looks at it like buying a new car? Wait until the new model is out, then approach a dealer with a number of superseeded models, wait until their demo model's MOT has almost run out and then offer 4 pounds fifty and act like you're doing them a favour. Problem is the fat bastid must do all his christmas shopping on boxing day.
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I think the term straight edge soldier/committed to the cause is what you are looking for, not old, you young (avril lavigne styled) punk.
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So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
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So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
sammynb replied to sammynb's topic in General Chat
You're touchy today young man. Nope no flesh tunnels on me Gemmill my cardigan wearing accountant friend. Not my thing and like you I don't think they are attractive but hey each to their own I say. What happens when "that one" turns Gemmill, she's funny, you think she is attractive (gorgeous even), she's smart and can out add you, she even has her own calculator! Then after 6 months of dating you finally get her home into bed and as she takes off her pure white marks and sparks, there gleaming you in the face is a clit ring the size of your little finger and pierced nipples with d-bolts large enough to lift a truck? What you politely ask her to leave, never to see her again because she's "the weird one"? Or do you bone up and go where you wanted to go in the first place, moving into the realms of a ride you will never forget? 177672[/snapback] How am I touchy, you ginger gimp? Oh, and keep your fantasies to yourself, you strange strange man. Flesh tunnels. Jesus wept! 177676[/snapback] I'm going to go all leaze on you here: You haven't answered my question! You call me weird when you're the one talking about gimps -
Give the man a genital pierced woman for first prize!
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So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
sammynb replied to sammynb's topic in General Chat
You're touchy today young man. Nope no flesh tunnels on me Gemmill my cardigan wearing accountant friend. Not my thing and like you I don't think they are attractive but hey each to their own I say. What happens when "that one" turns Gemmill, she's funny, you think she is attractive (gorgeous even), she's smart and can out add you, she even has her own calculator! Then after 6 months of dating you finally get her home into bed and as she takes off her pure white marks and sparks, there gleaming you in the face is a clit ring the size of your little finger and pierced nipples with d-bolts large enough to lift a truck? What you politely ask her to leave, never to see her again because she's "the weird one"? Or do you bone up and go where you wanted to go in the first place, moving into the realms of a ride you will never forget? -
Allegedly at USA 94 Roger Milla was actually 46 and not 42 as per his details. A Cameroonian official supposed let it slip one night out on the town.
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So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
sammynb replied to sammynb's topic in General Chat
Actually it's not as bad as you think. It's the piercing that protrudes from the area between underneath the bottom lip and the chin. Designed to stimulate the scrotum when deep throating one's partner. Is that what you thought it was? -
at the drive-in - relationship in command
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So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
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Renton was it you who picked the bull dyke option? -
So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
sammynb replied to sammynb's topic in General Chat
No colder than the lonely bed you and Gemmill each have to face at your respective houses each evening Good pic of Siouxsie Sioux Gemm, thanks -
So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
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I'd call you a poof but that'd be an insult to meenzer. 177598[/snapback] Here man, if you want some grotty wifey with bits of lead hanging out of her, you're more than welcome to her. 177602[/snapback] Lead???? What you think I want to go fishing? Rather have some dorty, tatted up girl who may relax a little than a royal virgin queen. Quick quiz erasure boy: Pound for pound, time and place (so not a 2006 comparison). Siouxsie Sioux or Jessica Simpson? -
So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
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I'd call you a poof but that'd be an insult to meenzer. -
So the missus/GF/lass goes away with her mates...
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OK who voted for what? -
It would be free again in 6 months, the guy must be part gypsy.