sammynb

"And we can all be thankful that Glen has someone like geordie boy hero Lee Clarke to rely on when making those crucial substitute decisions."

But didn't the fat man always claim that he would step down once Newcastle won a cup? Double whammy, the fat fuck would have to fuck off and the share price would fall through the floor. Personally I'd rather still be in the premier league and he just fucks off now anyway.

and you will know us by the trail of dead - worlds apart

Niether like or hate. There are better things out there in the same genre. Something for the masses to rip apart and declare as shite from one of my favourite songwriters. toshack highway

elbow - asleep in the back

Get the witch doctor back! Didnt we have one come around to try and rid the club of this curse ages ago or am i just going bonkers? No that was John Safran for the Socceroos. Doubt even a witch doctor would go near our club with the evil lurking within.

depeche mode - ULTRA elbow - leaders of the free world

Very Beckett of you. Sort of brings a new meaning to waiting for godot

But we'd still be in Europe if we win the cup and got relegated

Renton, let's be honest, you'd like most here would give their left nut for us to win the league cup. The way they are playing need to improve regardless of what competition. Maybe, just maybe the fact they scored the equaliser once they put a bit of heart into it might actually sink in.

Holden don't forget to update your sig. Is Parker eligable or is it (alleged) strikers only?

The curse is broken!!!!!! Now fuck off fat freddy.

Harper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Stevie

Oh no Duff! Scccccccccccccccccccores

emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmre!

Fucking get in

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Fucking fans, sing you bastards, sing! Solano!

RoMooreio takes a great penalty - d'oh.

Hope Roeder's merry men get their players numbers right this time.

Fucking commentators are asking the same questions we ask week in week out.

At least we're not being humped by a lower league team, unlike some tonight.

You think more like Carr's going to gift them the winner in the last minute