sammynb

I was never a fan of Oasis but I just got this email offer and I'm wondering if it would be worth it?

I'd think I was doing something wrong if it wasn't... Point taken, but there's a good moist and a bad moist. The key to the whole 'fucking' game is having the ability to ascertain the quality of the moistness. If one can deduce the clamminess, one has a chance to have a crack at said quim, or alternatively, run like fuck because it stinks like a muslim's sandal. Well it's not call a head job because there is no work involved!

Why for the love of christ, why?

You can see it now on the front page of the Sun:

doesn't want to outed as a piss drinker in Gemmill (the big hom's) sig by admitting anything else

Toonraider, obviously woman! The question starts: But no-one is going to spend another hour kissing passionately after they have finally got you "fully buffed" are they? So because im finally naked i get no sensual kissing? How old are you sammy by the way? kissing is part of the whole thing, it doesnt stop just because everything else is on view! No kissing, no sex, end of. Toonradier, you know roughly how old I am so don't give me that! Yes, yes I know it's all part of it, I have experienced it once before but your answer takes the question out of context. We are talking about which part of the female anatomy is your (those responding to the question/poll) preference, not how you do the dance of the two headed monster overall. Actually doesn't nipple play or cunnilingus involve kissing/licking/gentle sensual touching? It did last time I was there (somewhere back in the 80s but things may have changed).

wants to shake Jimbo's hand

saw Britney's ring in another thread and now is trying to chew his fingers off

"i'm a little teapot short and stout......." Oh fuck me, no I'm not, I'm a sugar bowl!

You only like either if you can attach your house keys to them, you ginger freak! You should take up the way Gemmill, at least you wouldn't be like a blind man in the dark trying to find a South Shields address in his deutsch street directory!

There's hope for you yet then Rob.

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I dare say it Bridget will be seconding you on that choice.

I'm amazed that the man who probably has the least experience with either the nipple or the female genitalia has the highest contribution in this thread. And still has answered the question!!! As for this insight. Toonraider, obviously woman! The question starts: But no-one is going to spend another hour kissing passionately after they have finally got you "fully buffed" are they?

Well coke with a crack chaser is expensive around Cardiff way these days!

And how shit are both these teams! I had to go to work otherwise I was going to slit my wrists from boredom. Fookin Roeder should be feed his own bollocks for orchestrating our loss to the blade.

Neil Finn - Try whistling this (saddest recording I know)

Thanks fish, knew I should have stuck to just clit Mind you it would be spelt correctly in Texas.

Other than you mixing up your left and rights i agree in principle it may be foolish to take unesscessary risks with certain players and i'd like to see more of Huntingdon pattison and O'brien in particular. You don't rate Martins then? or is he there just to give us a chance? Ooops, I just corrected that It isn't that I don't rate Martins, I think the more playing time he has the more chance he has to start scoring and prove he was a good buy. Not registered to play in Europe

tune! I saw them in leeds and they were class! Haven't had a chace to see them live yet but I doubt I'll forget the movie they were in!

So you've finally broken down all those barriers and you have the woman of your choice lying fully buffed on the bed/rug/sofa/bus shelter waiting for you to make your move. But just like a little fat kid in a lolly shop your eyes are spinning from all that's on offer, where to start? So what do prefer to play with? Do you even know where the nipple/clit/50 cent is? Girls, just so you're not left out, preferences?

elbow - leaders of the free world

You been borrowing Gemmill's cds again Cath? Mogwai - Happy songs for happy people (and fuck them all I say!)

On chips? Yak! Never in a million years. Urgh!! Oh yes You may as well just move to Holland and become part of acceptable society if you're going to do that with your chips

Quickly alert to the problem, secret service agent Lee starts searching through the crowd for the sniper.