sammynb

Google the Tex Perkins version if you can.

scottish crouch tbqfhiifhtb

steve friendly word of advice, if in fact that is you done with n-o leave this thread and move on. this place is quite good but nothing is more of a downer that someone talking about the "old country" and how good it is because if it is that good why would you be here? (yeah yeah we know aboot the ban.) (Also the saying is "as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit" and it's not commonly used.)

What is it with you plebs? Rimming is just that, going around the rim. If it involved sticking her tongue in your anus it would be called poking! Hate see what happens with you homophobes if you suffer a case of the turtles

Laz why is there hair growing out of your palm?

Only in watford, only in fookin watford.

Fuck that. Despite the new contract I hope the fat man has sounded out mourhino for our managers job. Remember that year in the early 80s when Renault's F1 team was in pole position almost every round only to DNF somewhere between the start of the race and the 3rd lap? Our transfer policy tbh.

charlie parker - boss bird (studio recordings 1944 - 1951)

Car accident when he was a nipper. Could play in the Wonky Head XI with Ribery. Seeing that team would include Ronaldinho, Acuna and wor Pedro they'd probably be more competitive that our current starting 11.

wes montgomery and strings - fusion!

faithless - no roots

You want to try being on between midnight and 7am Don't you mean 11am to 6pm

If you're really luck Laz they might start making this attachment for you

Wullie>>> <<<Invicta v funny Get help

shut it bairn

employ an expert

From nufc.com: Has someone been moonlighting?

supergrass - road to rouen

fucking ketchup comes in plastic bottle, it's tomato sauce you americanised wankers!

radiohead - hail to the thief

If you really kneed to know go see a physio. It could be anything from torn cartilage to a partial tear of a medial ligament to a ruptured acl. The questions you kneed to ask yourself are: Does it only hurt in a certain area of the movement range? Does it hurt walking up hill? Down hill? Both up and down hill? When walking does it hyper extend (kick back further than usual)? The best bit is when you go see the doctor/physio and they gently pull on the lower half of your leg and it moves without dragging the rest of you down the bed!

Technically an Elton John cover

Catch up woman.

herbie hancock - cantaloupe island