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I was wondering if anyone knew what happened to the choc chip?

Just finished Thud by Pratchet, about to start Rider by Jez from Swervedriver.

Thank you, please I'll have a copy anarl.

It was nobody's first choice Parky Yes but just like your wife, you'll just have to live with it

Should read: Can we just agree that Fat Fred won't give any more money out of the club and that we are not going to sign anyone but chances are he will still pay himself and the Hall's a rather large dividend from the club's funds, as soon as possible.

football? what the fuck is football?

Sorry but Owen will not be back in March and you are deluding yourself if you think otherwise. If we are luck he will be back for next season with a good pre-season under his belt but odds on he'll be looking at playing elsewhere if we finish outside the European places.

Renton you should see it at 6am in the morning UK time, usually we have 3 members, the google twat and 20 guests who never get around to registering!

The comment was actually "when his contract runs out." Not when "this contract" runs out.

What utter bollocks. Just because you have been a decent footballer what right does that give you to walk into a top level job without any experience whatsoever? All of the big 4's managers in this country haven't been top level players. Seriously, get a clue. And to back up the stupidity of Li3nZ's comment I give you: Graeme Souness!

He had the chance to go to Inter, still have a huge payday, prove he's still a top player for another year or two, and be guaranteed a major trophy within months of arriving. Figo did the exact same thing. Madrid to Inter, 2 years in Serie A proving he still had it then off to Asia for a payday. He had ambition and confidence in his ability. All Beckham's talk about fighting for his England place and wanting to keep playing at a high level was just bullshit. All he is concerned about is fame and glamour and with hindsight that has been the case since he left Man U - people must begin to see that now. Yes he is gonna make shitloads of money but no amount of money can buy your place in football history and on the pitch he doesnt come near Europes all-time top 20. Maybe but he's also smart enough to know he is the biggest star that Adidas has ever owned and the one market Adidas really wants to crack is the US and guess who will really be paying his wage? Do you not think for a falsetto voiced, uneducated footballer he's smart enough to know there is a long long life after football and it's not that far away from him now?

What you think I get up at 6am on my holidays to read the words of wisdom that have left your cubby fingers everyday? Unlike you robbo my old poof, I'm interested in more than just the terse words that leave your mind and appear here. How about you para-phrase it for me and save me the trouble me old cock

If she actually exists tbh She does. I've met her and she's very lovely All the more reason to feel sorry for the lass tbh. Thanks Scotty, I'll pass on your concern to her this evening. TBH it's not my thing but unlike certain people quoted above I have an open mind and realise whatever floats other's boats is their business. That and I can't stand edjits who have an opinion on something when they don't even know what it is. How are you today by the way? Able to rise from your sick bed? I've never rang in sick this week daft lad. Holidays. Oh so you actually got oot of bed the other day you lazy twat? And if you're on holidays why oh why, you fookin cock end, are you awake and logged in at 6am on a cold winters morning? You really need to reassess your life and its priorities dad!

If she actually exists tbh She does. I've met her and she's very lovely All the more reason to feel sorry for the lass tbh. Thanks Scotty, I'll pass on your concern to her this evening. TBH it's not my thing but unlike certain people quoted above I have an open mind and realise whatever floats other's boats is their business. That and I can't stand edjits who have an opinion on something when they don't even know what it is. How are you today by the way? Able to rise from your sick bed?

you stinky arse

I know. Don't they all? Shush you. yes mum We role playing again then Sammy dear? I just have four letters for you ms mags. m i l f charlie parker still now doing Gershwin's Summertime - how anyone can make such a happy song so sad is amazing.

But I don't think he'd be up for a lass rimming him

Fuck I hope some soap gets a look in occassionally as well

davey see now you've got the concept of rimming! As for "i dont stick stuff up my japs eye do i" you should try it - gives a whole new meaning to shooting ones load!

I know. Don't they all? Shush you. yes mum

I'm amazed at how many of these guys: a. Don't understand the meaning of the act. b. Are petrified at something going up the back passage - lucky none of them are going to get prostate cancer. c. Don't wash! Funny how their cocks are a one way passage and yet they are willing to stick it in their lass's gob (or even their own if they could reach!)

Only in your world davey, to the rest of the world it is just licking the salt off the edge of the glass your margarita is in.

I know. Don't they all?

Who is he messaging???