sammynb

Nice work. I saw the controversy this afternoon at work and TBH it's all a mountain out of a mole hill but that's what drive the media these days. Aas I said commentator shouldn't be giving opinions but that's what you get when you use ex-cricketers are commentators. They have biases.

I didn't hear the comment and to be honest when don't commentators talk absolute shite, with all sports - give me a BBC coverage of a 1950s FA Cup match when they just commentated and didn't give an opinion, I'm just finding a couple of people on this board at the moment default to calling people names when they don't like something. I should know better and to keep out of the cricket thread. Job done, thanks Gloomy.

FYP

Think you might need to take a breath and relax mate. McGrath is a decent bloke, who lost his wife to cancer when their kids were very young and he's spent a fair chunk of his life since raising money for cancer research. But he makes some comment you don't like and he's a whingeing (sic) ponce. Get a grip, it's fucking cricket.

Um, you could. You were limited to the number of replies but you could definitely read replies. Regardless, YOU CANNOT DO ANY OF THAT NOW!

Eggfuckingzactly. Looking forward to him turning himself in knots when his beloved ManU finally gets it's dirty oil blood money. Fucking boring cunt he is.

Nah, I could click on say one of the tweets posted/linked on this board and read most of it, including most to the replies, up until a few days ago. The onlyfans girls aren't going to be happy.

Australian batsmen don't really need to do much when England is gifting them 5 runs an over from byes.

When did Twitter start making you signup/login to look at anything? Fucking Elon the cunt.

Walk The Fuck AWAY!

Fucking hell, another thread turned to shite by Gemmill waving his chinese mouse penis about! Anyway back in the real world, turns out Muto now plays for Vissel Kobe with Iniesta in the J-League. They're currently losing to Hokkaido Consadole Sapporo after the Kobe keeper punched a cross directly to Sapporo's striker, who finished it with ease. Muto still doesn't look like scoring.

Not really. If England were more competitive it would keep Gloomy from fucking things up in the transfer thread.

Nephew, you know aunty isn't up to such things, she sends me out for all Chuck Berry'ing.

Every fucker in Munich speaks better English than him, so that wouldn't be an issue, Kane's problem is he got Gemmill's set of chinese mouse gonads and he will never go anywhere but the PL (and most like never leave Spurs).

I hate to point out the obvious but dropped catches really are the key moments of a cricket match. Since LBW has been taken out of the hands of the on field umpires, what else is the key moment? No ball? Wrong bowler at the wrong time or bad fielding placement, maybe but generally it's that dropped catch as <insertnamehere> goes on to score a tonne, etc, etc.

MF'dYP

No comment on the "other" Ashes first test? Sounds like it was a hell of a match.

TBH

FYP

Yep, as one of the convicts, I say he is most welcome to fuck off back to blighty if here isn't what he hoped it would be! It's not like the rest of us are on a permanent bank holiday.

Fucking hell, just had a read of the Guardian Gladstonbury live blog, it's a bit of a retirement home. Arctic Monkeys, Sparks with Cate Blanchett dancing on stage for them, Foo Fighters. Sounds like you have to be older than Elvis when he slid of this mortal coil to make the main stage.