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He's okay, just had a diaper pin stuck in his shin pad.

Murphy couldn't trap a bag of cement tonight.

That's because two of that back line were Rafa's only options.

It's on Bein Sport here in Australia for those of you who live on this burning rock and you can get a week's free trial!

Don't know what possessed me seeing I've got three guitars to finish building but I just bought a Japanese made Jazzcaster/Telemaster, depending on who you ask what they are called. Lunacy!

Oi, @LongTimeAdmirer what's going on with the update? There better be videos also. Come on ignore the haters, fill ya boots young'un.

It is but Longy and Bruno need to stop going down like a house of cards anytime they are near the penalty box. Longstaff would have scored (or at least put it into row z) if he had of put his foot through that early chance against Sheffield United.

Nah, Spud shat all over himself. Fucker’s hung like Gemmill wishes he was!

Rents, you know if I pissed my pants over this like others have, we'd never hear the end of it. As I said, put your best team out and worry about the other shite later.

Started slow again, need to sort that out but things looked much improved. As others have asked was it the team's play or were Sheffield United really bad? Last season whenever we steam rolled a team, the media and opposition fans claimed our opponents had an off day but that was utter bollocks. So far this season, with the exception of the Villa game, we've not been at our best, so hopefully it wasn't just a case of a terrible opposition. Lastly, that first five or ten minutes when we reverted to a back 3, didn't look good - like the start of the game, they need to switch on quicker.

Start with your best team I say and worry about the rest later. Continue the form, let the bed wetter stink of piss, the spreadsheet boy excel, the G-Dog help the P-Dog with his white wee wee and in Eddie we trust, onwards and upwards.

Probably for the best as they're a girl's watch.

Hold up, Bruno would still have to agree and want to go. Real, yeah we know that’s a definite, Citeh would be a maybe, he’d not be the main man like here & Pool I reckon he wouldn’t want to go too. Bruno’s a smart lad, he can see who is on the decline and who is on the up.

Too busy listening to Talksport?

Yes, it's black humour and not to be taken seriously. If you want Australian Sopranos try and find any of the Underbelly programs/series. Usually badly written/acted and full of breastage in the hope you don't notice how bad they are.

Wasn't Lou, the unicyclist, Welsh???

LOL And yes of course, don't you listen to Curious Creatures?

Doesn't everyone? Turns out Sheffield is more a John Denver sort of place.

Back to winning ways, Gemmill to complain about the B-team and a host of you to piss your pants some more. In Eddie we trust, onwards and upwards.

The problem with stupidity, is it is like when you die, you don't know, only the people around you suffer.

Unless he glued it on, there is no way Gemmill's hook could handle that much hat!

I doubt there is a GIF that could have said all that but I'm looking forward to you trying?

Who needs a camera when you're busy playing snake!