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sammynb

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  1. Mate with your dodgy ticker and little tiny penis, no ones getting fucked by you.
  2. Was it in True Romance where they had a scene talking about if you were going to be fucked by another man, it had to be Elvis? Don't think spreadsheet boy or the straight edge soldier are a Presley!
  3. Definitely not of Scotty, if I'm going to get fucked by another man, well what can I say, you at least want to feel it!
  4. I suppose now Mrs Wykikitoon's like a leaky fridge for Wilson, you need to make sure Gemmill can help you with the white wee wee after he finished with Adam P.
  5. Would we, the grind of Thursday Sunday games would be worse for our small first choice team. We probably would be better on concentrating on winning the league cup, a guaranteed a place in the Europa League next season and actually winning a fucking cup. Awe, you upset you're no longer the most successful match thread author now, spreadsheet boy?
  6. Can anyone explain why the CL table positioning is based on head to head results and not GD when equal on points?
  7. Fucking sloppy the lot of them atm. It's not like they've never played in this weather, I'd put it down to nerves. There was no expectation against PSG but people expect them to win this and Dortmund are better than some thought.
  8. The big coastal taipans aren't the ones to worry about, well yeah they are but they aren't as deadly as these fuckers. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_taipan
  9. Fucking love that song, Big Black's version is also great. But can you cunts stop now otherwise I'll have nothing special for the return leg!
  10. Those fuckers will gut you like a fish with feet, forget crocs, you got no chance if one of those fuckers side eyes you.
  11. Fucking Queenslanders, they're even too dumb to export to the States!
  12. That probably explains why I'm from Newcastle and one half of my paternal ancestors are from the North East and the other half are Welsh, who would have thunk? That's a bit harsh on Cath.
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