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Being trying to watch Prime's Mr and Mrs Smith but struggling to get into. Anyone else watched it? Thoughts?

I'm not Robin Robin ffs! I have the distinct advantage that I live in a country that stills grows produce and I can do more than work with spreadsheets, unlike some. But TBH, once Trump gets back in and your Tories are returned to government next British election, the rock is going to go up in flames a lot quicker than 20-30 years from now. Plus Putin, once he knows it's terminal will just launch everything Russia's got because he's the sort of cunt that doesn't want anyone to survive.

I hate to point out the obvious but knowing the average of this forum members, we are the ones that are truely fucked. Twenty to thirty years time is when it will all start to turn to shite and the first to go in the apocalypse are the old. No one is 60+ in Mad Max and there is a reason for that.

And he gets most of those calls, until he starts flopping around like a fanny - he's got no one but himself to blame for his rep as a diver. Stay on his feet and the ball will bounce off him and to a team mate, fall to the ground and our midfield opens up and we get punished for it. Because it deserves to be quoted. Karius must be shite because surely he's worth a run out to see if he's better than Dubravka - the moment he wanted away on loan to Man U, he should never have played for us again, even Ten Fraud didn't rate him.

Shirley odds are even?

And in other news, our man on the ground in Italy has a scoop, over to you Ciaoman.

And for anyone that knows the good family Longstaff, tell Ciggy to harden up and stay on his feet. For a 70+kg 6ft man he's a fucking fanny, the slightest touch and he's on the ground, gets nothing and then is like a petulent cunt in the referee's ear for the rest of the game. If he was to stay on his feet we wouldn't turn the ball over half as much, he might even get us further up the pitch or in on goal - imagine that? I noticed even Miley has started doing it, most noticeably on the edge of our 18 yard box in the final minute while we were under the cosh. That shite don't fly, it's bad enough Bruno doing it when he's having a huff but he's fucking Brasilian so he at least has an excuse.

Tops, thanks bloke. BTW the edit means we're fucked.

I was thinking about this, if Bruno goes for 100+, is it worth spending 50 odd for Gibbs-White, obviously not as good but plays a similar game from the 6 position.

Fucking this, all the morons calling out Burn being at fault, both those chances for Elanga came from no midfielder filling that space in front of the defence (Miley who is allegedly playing there being caught out of position) and then ball in behind , not dinked over the top of the defence but diagonal behind the defenders backs or in the case of the first goal, just spliting the defenders.

I remember reading Johnny coming from a US military family and that had a lot to do with the way he was, to him the way they dressed was his uniform and if you weren't ina leather jacket, jeans and connies, you weren't a punk. They played here a lot in the 80s/early 90s and were idolised by all the local punk bands but Johnny was an arsehole wanker that, I think it was Frenzal Rhomb had some merchandise shirts and stickers made up with, Johnny Ramone was ina fucken good band but he was a cunt. Edit: turns out it was one of their songs.

You never seen a Mosrite before Scotty? I dig that guitar and that's even before knowing that Johnny (the right wing nut job) Ramone loved them. Our peso is worth about 50-52p, so like Tom says it's about £200

Seems a strange one. He's obviously not part of the leadership team and he's not good enough in Eddie's mind to replace any of our defence, when they are out dead on their legs, and yet we are happy to offer another year? Lascelle, in the games he's played this season, has proven himself more than capable as 3rd or 4th choice, is the club captain and yet we are happy for him to fuck off for nothing in the summer. Is there something weird going on or is he just on buttons?

There's a guy here in Brisbane called Tym Guitars, who builds the occasional guitar - you have to be really lucky to get one, either perfect timing for when it goes on his site or for him to offer to make you one. Most of his guitars are a Mosrite shape but since covid he's started making them chambered bodies and out of pine laminate. He's got the weight for them down to about 3-3.5kg, which is impressive. https://tymguitars.com.au/products/tmi-custom-sbv-2022 https://tymguitars.com.au/products/tmi-custom-jrs-sb75-2022 https://tymguitars.com.au/products/tmi-custom-jrh-sb79 - Les Paul Jnr @3kg!

If he gets CT and Gemmill around he can sing two little boys.

Funny you mention that, I've just finished building a jazzcaster/telemaster depending who you ask and have spent the last hour adjust the bridge to lose the buzz and get the intonation right, well as close as you can with a three saddle bridge. And still there is a slight buzz in the fucking B string! So over the weekend it will be clean the frets up and if that doesn't work and check the truss. I can imagine it's nice and light but the aesthetics just does not appeal, I'm not judging, to each their own.

Is it just me, it probably is, but the no headstock thing of both Steinberger and Strandberg (surely they must be related) freaks me out.

You'll be getting your wobble board out next, won't you Rolf?

Rob, also try to remember, it isn't a suppository.

A wonky willy at that!

Wembley of the upper midlands, doesn't quite have the same GOT ring about it.

Ten Fraud will send his lot out to keep it tight, Villa will either nick it with an Onana own goal from Ollie Watkin's arse or it will be the bore draw it deserves to be.

Martin Tyler is doing the comms on the feed we are getting here - fuck me, he needs to retire. Talking about how good Villa have been at home and how Chelsea are doing something special, hey you silly auld cunt, Eddie's ragtag band of merry men broke a hole in that dam two weeks ago. But no the new Chelsea are here - fuck off.

Actually maybe it was the original Heavy Metal.