sammynb

Barnes was a strange signing, it was like the club needed to buy some chairs because they had a bunch of brand new tables but then some other table became available and they bought those and then had no where to put them and still needed chairs.

Fuck me, I thought you were a journo?!??

You my potato loving friend, are correct, about the head shake anyway.

My concern is he won't be, yet again, for whatever reason. Been saying as much for longer than you've been a football spreadsheet expert but I don't think your mate Mitch agrees.

Why is it the same losers that keep stepping up to start match threads? Fucking get LTA back.

I feel dirty saying it but maybe it's time? What's it matter, WWIII thanks to the orange buffoon will ruin our chances once we finally have a team that good enough to win something.

I'm not superstitious but you are making me that way.

Probably the only prediction you will ever get right, unfortunately.

It's taken me all day of avoiding the result and trying to watch 15 minutes here and there, to finally get to the end of that, and excuse me for a moment, utter fucking dross. Brighton are absolute shite and yet somehow we, at home, make them look like galatico Real Madrid. The FA cup is something we should be busting a gut to win, especially considering who we are playing in the LC final and yet we still turn up playing fucking that. Time and time again they revert to a team that looks like 11 players running in different directions with no plan or ability. This fucking club! Enjoy Isak, Gordon (you moron), Tonali, Bruno and big Joe because they will be agitating for moves at the end of this season once we finish 9th or 10th. </end of reactional rant>

See good old king Chuck is bending the knee. Sooner you lot have their heads off or we finally become a republic, the better. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/feb/27/king-charles-invites-donald-trump-for-unprecedented-second-state-visit-to-uk

Maybe Eddie's given up on the league and saving Dubs for the cup double? Cunt owes us at least a LC from the season before last.

Shirley?

You've seen Gemma boy?

TBF, it's not just one position that is the specific problem, there are lots of issues that need to be addressed, along with competition for our star players because the only one out there last evening that could hold their head up high was Lewis Hall.

I don't know about that, on the coverage here all you could hear of the crowd was Gemmill's boy Adam Pearson singing out of tune, he must have been perched on top of the atmos mic.

Maybe the negative (shite form) x a negative (Scotty starts the thread) will equal a positive. You just know if we win he's going to make an AI source video of gold statues of himself and Trump on tha Gaza "holiday" strip.

That's us out of the FA cup, shame the double would have been nice.

You forgot Ciggy and Barnes. Dross all round atm.

We can't seem to actually have a shot unless it's in their 6 yard box. Too many in our squad just coasting along, 3 transfer windows of no improvement does that to a team.

Initially I thought it was Bev, remember her toonraider, but then realised ages ago it is a chap and though how the fuck can there be more than one Newcastle fan living in Fat Boy Slim territory??? 😉

@spongebob toonpants I've just realised you're toongull in the Guardian comments aren't you? Anyway see you a Lambrinis and raise you an Amyl.

Newcastle's own.

@PaddockLad@spongebob toonpants Riley and Coe's show from the 25/02 has a couple of Saints live tracks from the recent Aust tour with Mark Arm. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m002817q

So sorry to read that MF, take care of yourself and the family.