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Don't ever watch German football then.

But what we would give for some cunt that can finish the one chance they get a game. He's still a cunt.

Fucking Gillette couldn't umpire an aerial ping pong match, he's got to be a wrong'un as we export all our wrong'un to England.

that's boring because the ads I get are for solar panels and coffee pods, and I live in the shade and drink tea. what about the reels? Because surely they'd all be hot anal action and latex if that was the case?

Fuck off, dingo breeding is higher up than Wallaby husbandry, although give Monique a chance, they're only young.

Needs an ad either side of it and a reel from some busty petite asian dancing jiggling to a shit song.

Yeah, no! If I had of worked on it, it at least would have been entertaining. But from what I've heard, I would have been fired for telling the C grade actor what a talentless cunt he is - allegedly he was a twat to producers.

I don't know why but I kind of missed all the hype of that era of early 90s dance, KLF yes but S'Express, Black Box, etc meh. This on the other hand and of its ilk. or Especially this Talking about Tom Tom Club, how much does this sound like them?

Obviously Schnauzer! Anyway...

He said Focus, not Anglia!

What, as long as they are still warm?

Especially for auld chinese mouse.

He's talking about "just investigating" Pete T.

Fuck off, you would have plowed any field.

You are one evil motherfucker! Thankfully Marisa Tomei is like fine wine.

Well you don't need an amulet for UHF signals, do ya? I know you don't like to be wrong, so just trying to help. 😉

I bet she doesn't treat the house like that? Scrapes and stuff lead to rust, every scrape removes not just paint but the galvanised coating on the sheet metal. Which just lessens the life but if she isn't going to chance then yes, it's not worth the effort. And I get running them until they die but regular maintenance will just mean that is a lot further away, than if you just don't bother, so for the sake of what, a few hundred quid each year, that's a lot cheaper than the tens of thousands a new one will cost.

Sorry not defending the annoying cunt but It wouldn't be wifi, they a UHF radio transmitters for mics.

You'll be well pleased then because the most recent Top Gear Australia (made 2024) hired all the old BBC Top Gear writers, who they shuffled off onto other jobs in the interim. And it's the shite patter but performed by a C grade cunt of an actor and two bogans (one sport the other fully sick cars mate)!

Those nipples definitely don't point that way anymore - gravity truly sucks.

Kind of depends how you want to die? Either from failing brakes or maybe CO2 poisoning? MOT is merely a roadworthy inspection but they aren't going to look at how long before you need to replace your brake pads/shoe/discs or the state of the tie rod ends in your steering, which could be worn but still within the tolerance allowed for "roadworthiness". Also, are they really bangers? Just because they are 11 years old, doesn't make them a banger. Good maintenance will give something worthwhile a much longer life and personally, I'd much rather be driving a 60s or early 70s Merc than most of the badly made cars of today and a well maintained one of those will still be going without trouble. We just want new things all the time now.