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And that's the thing, we haven't been beating the shite we should be turning over. Better effort all round, Tonali should be starting 11 when fit and when Gordon puts in that effort, there isn't a better LW in the league. The local Newcastle also won 4-0 today and they couldn't buy a goal before last night either, must be a Christmas miracle.

No, I know that, I meant this season?

We had Distin on loan from PSG the season prior, with an option to buy and if I remember correctly your lot stepped in at the 11th hour. Think KK might have even been your manager at the time. As for Joey Barton, sure, that should add another 50-70M to Bruno's price, just to help cover our therapy costs for that fucking wank stain.

Does anyone know what's happened with Garang Kuol? Looking through the club website match reports he's played a few games for the U21s mostly agsint shite opposition but hasn't played any of the PL2 matches.

But hasn't he also signed a new contract and his original fee is no longer a simple subtraction for his profit?

Your lot would be the lesser of the PL evils but fuck off, never forgive you for stealing Distin from us or the dross you've sold us over the years. Plus why would Saudis want to help one of the gulf states they literally want to get the better of, makes no sense.

We have a ready made, possibly better 6 in Tonali, let Bruno go but not to another PL club, fuck helping one of our rivals - we want to catch and overtake them not assist in their rebuilding. RM, Barca, PSG or Bayern, fair enough but Citeh (they never pay what a player is actually worth), the red Scouse (cunts are always tapping up players), the fam bluds, the Russia/US scrap wankers and the petrol chemical Mike Ashley, can all fuck off.

One trick pony, useful trick and he might not like it but he is a game changing sub, nothing more. Offers zero in defence, build up play or even as a long ball outlet. TBF, if there were great offers for both Barnes and Gordon, especially on AG's current form (and by current I mean all this season bar 100 odd minutes) you'd entertain selling both. The whole squad needs a shake up, Eddie might like loyalty but truth is, if any of his players got an offer from a club they saw as a step up, they'd fuck off before he'd hear the rumours.

I'm immunocompromised, so covid, flu and whatever else jabs every year. Mate and I both got covid about a month back, probably when we went and saw Yard Act and the place was rammed, I'm six covid boosters in, he stopped at three because they make him feel like shite. I had a head cold and was a bit tired for a few days, two weeks later he was still getting over covid. Besides making sure my 5G is up to date, why wouldn't you get the boosters?

I still cannot believe old Mike was a squash champion or some such shite - unless it was him just sitting on soft fruit and stuff type squash!

It was the religious message, which is banned from being on display within the PL. Now I hate all religions, so each to their own but if he had of put a betting logo or alcohol logo on the armband, he would have been fine and that's fucking ludicrious.

Just finished watching the Leverkusen v St Pauli match and I realise I'm not saying anything others haven't said before but Florian Wirtz is a cracking player and at 21, a bright future. Shame he will probably never leave German football because it would be good to see him in the PL and/or La Liga.

Athletic claims we let him go for £3-4m which I think is what Ratcliffe wants the world to believe.

Bunch of tools, tbh.

We just need EH to introduce "mate" to his vernacular and the transition will be complete. Keep saying it, it's obvious too many of our players think playing the dross of the league is below them. You also have to wonder how Bruno can do a couple of long haul flights for international breaks, play two 90 minute games and then constantly starts and play 90 minutes and yet Tonali plays a couple of matches for Italy in Europe and he's on the bench every second game. BTW Wilson has been done for at least a season and a half now and yet we're happy to wheel him out instead of a kid who has pace and isn't made of glass. It's all rather predictably disappointing.

Fuck could you imagine the strop David would have had at what Howe wants from a player. Robert too. Add HBA as well. There would be cheese and wine out of the prams all over the place.

TBF I use it instead of shit, shit is a shite word. Australia is full of those influenced by the UK and those by the US, so as OTF says above.

lot of farmers leagues there.

I think because Robert was first choice, Ollie's chances were very limited under SBR but definitely remember him getting a few games as LW early in the piece. I did initially put him in but remembered he was even worse that Squidward and Marveau and it's not as if Monique learnes anything anymore. You need to grow up now - it's boring.

I try to stay as far away from this shite as possible but even I have to debate this sentence, third, really? I'd almost say he's closer to 5th or 6th. Ginola Robert HBA - we played him on the flank more than down the middle Ollie B - started as a winger and then SBR moved him back to LB N'Zogbia ASM Gouffran Marveaux Squidward I think Marveau and Squidward could go either way and ASM might just be above N'Zogbia just as he seemed a nicer chap and Charlie boy turned out to be a wasted talent and all round twat.

We missed that here in the antipodes, thankfully. We had:

You are right Rents. Problem is, I cannot see myself retiring before 70 because of what we still owe on our house plus the need to ensure my superannuation, like a pension fund, has more than enough for us to survive for more than a few years after that retirement. Especially as the neo-capitalists fuck the world and the cost of living becomes unaffordable.

Exactly, same with 90% of our crosses as they sail over everyone's heads and either out for a goal kick or worse, a throw on the other side of the pitch because nee fucker is there.

Agree, said similar in the Bruno thread. I don't think Barnes helps us in that regard either. He's kind of that one trick wonder, cuts in from the left and puts it in the top right corner but when that option isn't available, he seem bereft of ideas of what to do with the ball, and has no fucking idea how to track back and defend,